here's our next round of Pantheon SMP vague tweets! can't wait to find out what these mean...
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here's our next round of Pantheon SMP vague tweets! can't wait to find out what these mean...

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i'm gonna lose my fucking mind actually. "blind beggar"? who "went mad" because the "personification of time" poured all knowledge from across all of time into his head? AND THEN ZERO EFFORT WHATSOEVER TO ACTUALLY PLAY THE BLIND CHARACTER AS BLIND? look i knew when i saw the skin and the associated ~god that there was a chance he would do this but i'm an inveterate optimist and i figured given time to think about it maybe he wouldn't go for the blandest set of ableist tropes that his chosen aesthetics implied but not only did he do that he managed to do it WORSE THAN IWAS EXPECTING.
it's so funny*. i was like "i am at least kind of curious how he'll play it given how visual his medium is and how much he relies on visual cues in his storytelling" and the answer is. he didn't ! he just Didn't.
I’m sorry but I think if you are Choosing to play a blind character and not do anything roleplay OR gameplay wise to engage with the blindness, instead Choosing to say “don’t worry guys, because of my god now I See Forwards” then your character didn’t need to be blind in their backstory in the first place. Magic cure. That’s a magic cure. That’s the ableist trope magic cure.
Can V!SMP Legs get hydraulic pressed? I feel like it would be good for his back.
Definitely good for his back! Being hydraulic pressed is recommended by 10 out of 10 doctors!
Legs is getting squished by the hydraulic press!!!
What mcyt thing is getting squished by a hydraulic press? Send an ask!
I'm like 90% sure that Sausage and Apo's backstories are connected
Spoilers below for both of their backstories

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shirt that says "im an evil aromantic" on the front and "break up now" on the back
I think I’m going to blow up the link with the newest chapter summary. I’ve only gotten porn bots as likes. And I know why but also ugh ugh ugh get awayyyy from me
some fun scott quotes, all from episode 2 of double life:
to cleo: "your partner's trying to woo you and win you over, mine has gone batshit psycho" (captioned in scott's video)
to joel: "if you see pearl: fully unhinged. psychotic—" (video cuts off mid-sentence)
to scar and martyn: "if you see pearl, she is fully unhinged. you have broken her, scar."
to cleo: "i've got a madwoman trying to murder me randomly." (cleo pov exclusive)
from episode 3:
to cleo: "i've got the psychotic version, you've got the jealous ex"
to pearl: "as far as your sanity, yes, gone" followed by "it's not my fault you have separate [sic] issues" (pearl pov exclusive)
to pearl: "see, if you're less unhinged, people will be nice to you"
to grian: "she's unhinged. she's forcefully home invaded me twice" (grian/bigb pov exclusive)
one each from episodes 4-6:
to group: "oh there she is. it's my crazy ex."
to cleo: "no, don't tell me i'm gonna need to team up with my crazy ex." (captioned)
to pearl: "honestly with how unhinged you were, i didn't think we're making [sic] it this far either."
Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3
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For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog
pan!Pearl instantly an all-time top-tier Pearl character for me tbh. beautifully designed for both the art and the skin, inspirated by Hades (2020) for her patron goddess, mischievous and playful and ready to stab anyone just for fun, incredible apparently-unearned confidence that is actually completely earned...i love her
also the yuri potential with apo- who said that

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Yknow I am firmly of the stance that ruthlessly slaughtering thousands of people, alot of whom were innocent, is completely unjustifiable. But in Owen's defence, what was he supposed to do?
Like, genuinely considering the options from least to most violent we have:
Runaway from Oakhurst
Reveal yourself to the towns people most of whom are under the impression that they just executed a man in your name*, you're cured now and they might accept you, but all that was good in your life has just been burnt away
Jump into the pyre and die, till death do us part my ass, death will not part us actually (this one would have actually been a good ending since Owen wouldn't have been sent to hell and they could be together forever)
Kill just the people you know are responsible for the execution. This will have consequences, and you will likely be killed for sparing the rest of the town, either that or become a vampire overlord, this will have different consequences if Scott ever wakes up
Kill everyone one town and bury yourself under the earth with your love, pass 200 years as the earth reclaims his body and you are left alone, haunt these lands and vow to kill anyone who sets foot within the town (we saw how that went)
The point I'm making here is that sure he's a monster but there was also no good ending to his story, his life sucked, sucked some more, there was on silver lining, one ray of sunshine in the middle of winter that got ripped and it wne tback to sucking even more
*most of the town's folk probably either believed the accusations or were too scared to say otherwise, either way almost knew about the plot against Louis or about his vampirism
SHES JUST A WOMAM
be nice to her
SHES JUST A WOMAM
be nice to her
If Cleo wins she should wish to resurect everyone because it would be very funny for her to force a happy ending in a YouTube POW series twice in a row. Send post.
[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]
Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.
This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

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here are all of the Pantheon SMP Champions, including both their official art and their appearances in-game!
(the symbols of the gods were made by @localwheel, official character art is by @/iamlevil and @marblegroves, and the mc skin artists are as follows: @shaunajadevtx made Legs's skin, @/maskyzee made Shelby and Sausage's skins, @/lemonthynealt made Owen and Abolish's skins, @ink-ghoul made Cleo's skin, and @/ruietto made Pyro's. these are all of the ones I could find, but I'll continue to add to this if I learn of more, so please let me know if I've missed anything!)
if pearl died to a car crash, that means that the most beautiful she has ever seen the night sky is in her death, where the stars were not hidden by light pollution