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hi, I’m star/lucid, your local hermitcraft trash, dnd nerd, and multi genre reader!
current things on my mind: Benoit Blanc, ORV, Yoo Joonghyuk, Twila Hasbeck, OHSHC, Death Note, Ayda Aguefort
current song(s) on repeat: x x

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Random akuma: Felix, I’m holding your gf (feralnette) hostage
Felix: Oh, you dont have her hostage, she has you
adrien: hey when is ladybug gonna show up??
felix: why would she, murders are for the police to handle
every time gabriel tries to force felix into some fashion nonsense and he ends up bringing marinette, hawkmoth loses ten years on his life
Felix: Mari, for the love of god do not run straight to the akuma to destract it again, you’re giving me a heart attack
Feralnette: Okay
*Feralnette then proceeds to run straight to the akuma to destract it, again, for the 5th time this week, it’s Wednesday*
(In case you’re wondering, LB’s worse, homegirl has no self-preservation, or whatever it’s called idk)
Bonus bc im too invested in no-self-preservation mari:
Adrien: Felix? Why are you on the floor? I didn’t see you get hit??
Felix: Mari ran straight to the akuma to destract it, again
Adrien: she WHAT- AGAIN?????
adrien gets a taste of his own medicine and almost has a meltdown tbh
hi!, I love love LOVE your feralnette AU, can I please ask for the class' reactions for when she OBLITERATES annoying akumas? like their funny thoughts? for example -- Kim being :I need to arm wrestle her / She could step on me and I would thank her. Something like that?
hmmm this is the best i could handle rn
the answer is, usually when marinette does something batshit, on the spot people are more afraid than anything initially LMAO

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Felix (or Adrien ig): Gabriel/Father, I’m dating marinette
Gabriel: excusemeyouwhat-
adrien: feels anything marinette’s direction
gabriel: the attitude im seeing here is so offensive-
Feralnette: ow shit, a papercut
*at least 20 akumas fly straight to Feralnette*
yeah it gets a little annoying
its alright tho felix is here to help
I keep seeing your stuff in my feed, and i like it, the art is good, but im just.. so lost
What the hades is feralnette?
in a nutshell, marinette but heavily hard boiled in this
in long terms, marinette decides she's gotta choose between friends and responsibilities, and decides cutting herself off from everyone IS the best choice bc then she can focus on taking down hawkmoth. it leads to some wild nonsense. also felix is there because i said so
hi i went through all your feralnette stuff yesterday and i just wanna say i fricken love this au!!! (also the last ask was probably my fault lmao)
i wanted to ask, how are tom and sabine in this au?
they're VERY worried about Marinette, but since the school is terrible at keeping things straight, Tom and Sabine only recently found out that Hawkmoth has been targeting her and assume that's why she's so haggard and tired all the time. however she's still VERY loving and affectionate of them, so they're under the hope that this is just a phase, and once Hawkmoth moves on to another target, they can give her the time and space to recover.
They were initially against sparring with Kagami, mostly because Marinette is still super clumsy and often comes back with bruises and the like, but she's so happy learning how to protect herself, they'd rather have her be prepared and secure than wrap her in bubblewrap and Hope she'll be fine. (also they know she just had a falling out with her friends, and they want her to keep socializing with kagami)
essentially, they're worried, but know she seems to be taking the steps to protect herself, and when push comes to shove they'll take her out of class if they think the attacks from hawkmoth are getting too consistent (which is why Hawkmoth isn't attacking her like, constantly. he's also a parent. he also keeps his kid locked up. he can't have them getting too protective and losing the chance to akumatize this wild card)
*Hawkmoth doing some evil speech at the effiel tower like in heros day*
Hawkmoth: And— wait, why are you all looking at something else?
Hawkmoth: ….She’s behind me, isn’t she?
Feralnette, holding a spiked bat: It’s doomsday, mf.
*boss music approaching*

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May we have more of Lady Clarity reveal stuff from your Feralnette!au, pls? Also maybe some feralnette going apeshit after defeating sandboy chat blanc, pls. More food, it is very yummy.
first of all, here's a doodle of what i imagine lady clarity to look like, her akumatized item is a magnifying glass that fires energy beams. if you're hit, your phantom heart pops up and starts spewing your thoughts and emotions
second of all, Nathaniel is absolutely thriving off the drama that is felix and marinette pining for each other like a fucking forest of pine trees. he hopes they dont confess for like another six months because this is great writing material
Feralnette: So I tried to drive everyone away by becoming feral,
Feralnette: But that didn’t work out
*camera zooms out to show Kagami, Felix, and Adrien pinning HARD*
Feralnette: How was I supposed to know these three idiots were into girls who could beat them up??
hm... rich people pining.... hmm-
somewhere, the quality of nathaniel’s comic went up by about 15%
Felix: Marinette can you make me something? I can pay for it, I just don’t want Gabriel to know my personal tastes regarding fashion, he’s not very welcoming-
Adrien who desperately wants to model for more than cargo shorts and perfume: MARINETTE CAN I HELP YOU WITH THE SECRET DRESS-
How does Chloe feel about the whole Feralnette! stuff? From that one panel she seems to enjoy the batshit crazy but over all how does she feel about her self proclaimed worse enemy going from “sweet innocent bean” to “let’s commits arson” all of a sudden?
Chloe's decided to take the neutral route of "I'm not going to shove my hand in a bear's mouth and immolation, but I WILL watch the fireworks from where I'm sitting, thank you"

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See, i've gone through your feralnette au tag, like, five times by now and just cant help but think about how the other kids from the other classes feel about it (Aurore, Odine, Marc, etc.) because they've all seen/heard first hand how Marinette is usually like
essentially, this face but in bold. how do u break a cinnamon roll? who broke the local protagonist? why would you do that to our humble school-
Hi LOVE the way you draw the effects of lady clarity, its SO stunning....
What do you think would happen if marinette and felix both got hit? Don't strain yourself I just think it would be really cool!
huh! who knew phantom hearts could interact with each other huh? :3c