Sophie Like Sophie Hatter

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

sorry the looney tunes movie that got buried by a massive company for corporate purposes is about fighting back against a massive company trying to bury incidents for corporate purposes?

Do I have too many books? No. It is my shelving methods that are inadequate

new research just came out showing that women's eggs do not genetically age almost at all from age 20 to age 42 and birth defects correlated with parental age are probably nearly exclusively related to the father's age

This reminds me of Henry VIII executing multiple wives because he couldn't have sons but failed to see that HE was the common denominator.

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

actually the "honking" is their mating call, hope this helps :)

The clowns?

The clowns.

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

not gonna read this but i'd be willing to bet money that this is adapted from veggie tales fanfiction

really? what tipped you off

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.