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im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

I don’t know WHAT happened; but does @the-kinky-wholockian-pony know that Tumblr is a public website??? you have to private your posts to keep it to yourself. 

Don’t reblog my posts without permission or you’ll suffer the consequences. Keep your concern to yourself.

What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

I woke up last week with the phrase “He is a human despite being born a clown” haunting my mind and I finally managed to track it all the way back to this masterpiece of a post

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

hey guys reminder to not make “feral” jokes because se hjsh skjdjksj jsdjdh jj jhjhfhjs hhsu iuehsjd mbns hsdkjwbnjk oiasioi ajshjdsaj bjfkdjfbgjkahw hahsh shsh hhskshf aadas hfhfhasgdagsd ddd hdhs qjjq kjqwjk bhassakjafb 

this is written like one of those fallout terminal entries where during the last entry the author succumbs to radiation poisioning mid sentence

remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made, that he would not reveal the identities of Glitterex’s clients (which include some of the largest multinational corporations in the world; eventually, one did consent to be named: thank you, Revlon, Inc.), and that, fine, I was welcome to come down to Glitterex headquarters to learn more about what I could not learn about in person.

now THIS is journalism

“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read

I waited two months to read this because the disappointment of it not being good would have killed me, but: this really is as good as I hoped it would be

still points at the numbers doesn’t it? idiot.

those are letters :-/ this clock is all fucked up hope whoever made this clock got fired.

I’d buy it for the artistic value. That’s clearly a reference to Salvador Dali’s “la persistance de la memoire” and THOSE ARE ROMAN NUMERALS YOU TULIP!!!

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge