Cringe is the right of all sentient beings

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

*usually

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*