Cringe is the right of all sentient beings

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

"if men could get pregnant-" they can. "if men got periods-" they do. "men never experience-" they do. "men would never understand-" i promise you whatever you are about to say there are men who go through the exact same thing

to the people saying "yeah they should just say cis men!" STOP FORGETTING ABOUT INTERSEX PEOPLE I AM NO LONGER ASKING 🔨

the issue with these hypotheticals isn't just because they're factually incorrect (and there is no amount of prefixes or labels to make it correct. you will always be excluding someone). it's that they're ALSO FUCKING POINTLESS. even if every single human being on earth could get pregnant, including every single politician and every man in power, they'd still separate that shit by gender. because shared experiences or lack thereof is not the root of misogyny. both men and women wear pants and yet the pockets aren't the same damn size. the same exact fucking toothbrush will cost a dollar more if it's pink. am i going insane i feel like i'm going insane

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

A chair that doesn't give a sit.

I love when cats get a claw stuck in your clothes and then act like it's YOUR fault. lil bro I'm literally just clad in garments you're the one with your terror toes deployed

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

People keep asking me how I manage to compose polls with way too many options that always come out weirdly balanced in the voting, and I feel like some of y'all are forgetting that you're talking to a guy who literally gets paid to construct Big Stupid Tables.

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.