Cringe is the right of all sentient beings

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

Large number of complaints about the modern world resolve down to "I want everything in one bag and I don't want the bag to be heavy"

I want the newest, coolest, shiniest phone they advertise on Instagram and it should cost $30 and be tiny and also huge and have every feature I could possibly want without thinking about it

I want my websites to allow me unlimited uploading of all data in high definition with zero lag or buffering, have every single person on earth available, with an easy way to see only the stuff I like and not anything I don't, for free with zero ads, with clear, straightforward moderation that gets rid of every Nazi and has zero false positives that also lets me tell random strangers and the people running the site to kill themselves, and I should be able to find it without doing any independent searching on my own because I'm too lazy to look for it

I want my girlfriend to have huge tits and a small waist and a fat ass and thin thighs and have clear skin and be a virgin and great at sex, likes all the stuff I like but not in the annoying way other people do, looks like she spends 3 hours a day on makeup and hair but takes up zero time in my bathroom, goes down on me but doesn't ask me to eat her out, has zero kinks except for mine, doesn't demand anything of me and is attracted to me for me, modestly hides her body from the public but also makes other people jealous when I'm with her, isn't crazy jealous but doesn't have any other guy friends, wants three ways only with other girls, and also she approaches me in public so I don't have to do anything to meet or woo her.

I'd do one about video games or food but the last few years have shown that people will talk endlessly about wanting shorter games with worse graphics made by people who work less hours for more pay, or wanting to pay $1 more for a hamburger if the worker gets paid more, and then immediately revolt when the cost of their bleeding edge console or burrito taxi goes up with inflation.

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

if you as a man cannot relate to female characters, you are a misogynist

YES even if you're trans and it makes you dysphoric. you need to divorce your dysphoria from women as a concept.

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me