Cringe is the right of all sentient beings

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology

that is supposed to say smile.

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

Part 2

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

Part 1

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.