So my twin brother called me from prison
He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”
Jeff, we talked about your username.
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So my twin brother called me from prison
He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”
Jeff, we talked about your username.

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mom: what baby?
me: me
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me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON
me: hello me, internally: did i say too much
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this is really funny because i posted this two years ago and no, apparently not.
me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

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Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*
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me: wow I'm really unhealthy, I need a change
me: *lays in bed all day watching fitness YouTube videos*
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