Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

same

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

The bear was like what ruckus are you hoomans making in here? I rented the cabin to y’all so you better keep it clean and the music down. Bear pulls the knob and still looks around the room and says Tell your friend no smoking weed anywhere on campgrounds. I’ll call ole Smokey on his ass. Door closes.

THE LITTLE PURRS

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Please watch this video

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

@whateverthepoodle

I don’t know, I kind of think fucked up human physiology is a testament to our capacity to care for each other. Like, these traits could have easily caused us to go extinct if we weren’t such social animals who depend on each other in a community

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Rest in Peace.