rather be dead than cool

Perhaps a timely reminder that the character of Tim Gutterson is semi-canonically gay; that is, the creators considered making that a separate storyline, but ultimately didn't end up doing it. (Showrunner Graham Yost commended people for picking up on it regardless.)

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

YES

Mission Impossible 1 is good actually because a milf chucks Tom Cruise under the chin and calls him a good boy, and then they make him scurry around in a network of tunnels like the little rodent he is 🐀

Mission Impossible 2 is good actually because Tom Cruise has scientifically perfect hair and has to angrily watch his new girlfriend honeytrapping another man via his pervert satellite video feed 🤨