Drazeem the Enlightened

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

I'm aromantic which means I'm attracted to the sink in my stomach

w h a t

YO

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auto correct, i dont think i can put that there

I mean well that’s the actual definition. basic ass autocorrect 😔

I’m myrsexual which means I’m attracted to elves

that’s better. not correct but better

What. The fuck.

I’m allosexual which means I’m attracted to the idea of a new world where the world is the first thing I thought of.

So . Nonsense.

I’m aroallo which means I’m attracted to you by your name is this was a good idea.

More nonsense. Great.

i said aroaceflux not berrisexual, autofill /silly

I’m biromantic which means I’m attracted to you and you are not allowed to be in my school

Literally, no

I’m aroace which means I’m attracted to the same people that are in the house with you so I’m just not gonna do it

It did keep going I can’t put I though it’s too crazy

(It’s under the cut bro this is weird)

(plot twist: i dont have an office)

I'm omniromantic which means I'm attracted to the floor like some grotesque sunburst in the next episode tadc

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tags: @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @fay-offical @dying-pen-offical @writer-offical @yowuw

Okay...ominous.../silly

In what eyewitnesses described as a deeply disturbing and totally unhinged interaction, a Disney World Donald Duck reportedly warned a terrified child Thursday that he was once a normal little boy. “I may look like a silly anthropomorphic duck, but I was once a child just like you,” said the Donald Duck character, claiming that while Disney World might be the most magical place on earth, it was a dark and perverse magic.

It's just way too big to take a picture of it how I usually do.

All your art is beautiful and amazing btw!

It’s kinda silly, but I had a very religious upbringing and was taught I’d live for eternity and that I must devote my life to god in order to gain a spot in heaven - which sounded like absolute purgatory to my child self. I didn’t even ask to be born, and now you’re telling me I have to keep this bit up FOREVER? A lifetime is already overwhelming, let alone eternity.