imfreakyforwomen👅

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WE MUST!!

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

i hate to break it to you, but your father is oogie boogie from the nightmare before christmas.

Forgetfull popcorn

Sleepy bread.

Executive disfunction steamed buns?

Attention deficit chicken feet

hyperfixations glow stick juice

hyperactive club cracker... (cracker? i barely know 'er! okay, i'll see myself out...)

happy first day of pride everyone

Happy pride

i NEED to know if you put this on spotify this is going on my favorites