a soft & smushy boi

I read tftm as Transformers to Male

Baljeet was the only fucking sane character on this show I swear to god. Everyone was either batshit insane, playing god, an actual crackhead, way too teenager to be sane, or had an IQ less than 70.

baljeet once attempted to remove all the atmosphere from the earth, the entire atmosphere, in order to have an unobstructed view of space are you sure about that assessment

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

transformers: suspiciously horny since 1984

Visual storytelling.

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

you think youre a loki stan? my dad turned off Thor 2 after loki fake died. I had to spoil the ending for him so he would finish it

picture a 64 year old man with the temperament and the looks of ron swanson watching the Thor: Ragnarok trailer completely blank faced, until Loki shows up and he smiles and says “Mira! Ese es Loki”