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benreyplush

it’s that time fellas

ousia-poetica

Don't worry if your life is in chaos, you are like the universe itself and its law of entropy. もの久保 on Pivix

garnetgh0st

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Hey everybody take one for tomorrow

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please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

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forever-memes

March in 3 months

leftboob-enthusiast

mapsontheweb

How close do their borders come to?

changeling-ash

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

yep it checks out

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

roguewolfiii-deactivated2021072

Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls

moth-the-man

do you know how confusing it would be to attempt to kick someone in the nuts and you hear a popping sound, it looks like they pissed their pants green and then FISH fall out of the legs of their shorts???? i would literally never recover

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wizardsexmachine

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

royal-random-the-yogurt-queen

Sometimes I'm glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

dojacat

Using Tumblr Mobile is like

juicesocks

mellifexfarm

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

pularia

Without remorse.

darkequidae

Without hesitation

justcatposts

Oh not this paw…but you can touch this one

(via)

officegoth-deactivated20210102

el muchacho de los ojos tristes……

devatheriall-deactivated2021123

He really do be he look like nobody showed up to his birthday party

etirabys

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

sinnahsaint

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