The Changeling

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

You gotta meet my comrade, they’re a guiding star that shines brightly in the galaxy of my existence

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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my problem is i never lie bc it generally just doesn’t occur to me. but if i catch someone else lying about something really really funny i’m like oh i’m gonna piggyback their lie. let’s see how far this takes us.

you all may remember i was diagnosed with psychosis as a child because i committed too hard to the bit pretending that i believed i could psychically communicate with horses. the failure of the system is Not funny but ☝️ i think my role in it was