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I wonder if this heavily aroace fandom would like some angst…🤔

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frownyalfred

Bruce Wayne: over prepares, creates endless contingency plans, always pushing the JL to improve

JL members when he’s actually proved right: 😦

almondcroissantsandink

au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD

punkrorschach

rapid fire things i learned about my boyfriend this morning.

he has never seen disney's the little mermaid

he thought the song Poor Unfortunate Souls was from phantom of the opera

he has never seen phantom of the opera

he thought disney made phantom of the opera

he thought phantom of the opera was animated

"i couldve sworn i saw an animated hunchback"

...wait do you mean the hunchback of notre dame

he thought phantom of the opera was the hunchback of notre dame

eddies-ashtray

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

eddies-ashtray

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

caustic-light

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

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reading-writing-revolution

Let me tell you all about SignalTrace.

We’ve spent a lot of time here on surveillance you at least perceive in some way: the camera on a pole; the reader in the car; the thing you can photograph, complain about at a council meeting, and occasionally get banned. License plate readers have been the headline act for years now: a camera sees your car, logs your numberplate, files it in a database, and a network of them quietly reconstructs where you’ve been.

A defence contractor called Leonardo has decided that reading your plate is no longer enough. Their new system, ELSAG SignalTrace, reads everything else you’re carrying.

You drive past a sensor, and it doesn’t just photograph the car. Instead, it grabs the wireless signals leaking out of every device inside it: your phone, your smartwatch, your earbuds, your fitness tracker, the car’s own Bluetooth, tyre pressure sensors, the key fob, and in some cases, even your pet’s microchip.

Then it ties all of that to your numberplate and stores these data for later.

It is, as far as branding goes, refreshingly honest. The product page’s own subheading is “Identify Suspects by the Electronic Devices They Use.”

Confident; they’re not even trying to hide it.

almondcroissantsandink

someone to watch you sleep :)

(I also love the running gag that Adrian is much larger than Rocky--I raise you the concept that Adrian is a behemoth compared to Rocky)

yakuza-yuki

Another Crocodile Scar I will win the people over

aleshakills

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

aleshakills

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

utopians

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

utopians

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

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intrusodamente

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

justcakethanks

this is just incredible ahahahhahaha

contemptible-scoundrel

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

contemptible-scoundrel

that's right, pet.* you want to be a good girl, don't you?** you want to please mommy?*** just relax and give in... all of your friends have already submitted.**** imagine how much happier you'll be with no thoughts at all...*****

*ad hominem

**leading question

***appeal to authority

****bandwagoning

*****card stacking

cautionary-4

Qibli

air-so-sweet

People not liking the "cat distribution system" trend because "what if they are just outdoor cats" to me is like. Okay maybe you shouldn't have left your cat outdoors 🤷‍♂️

undeadentropy

needmoreinput

crossover fic where a cybertronian goes to tau ceti for the same reason and accidentally proves grace's water hypothesis right bc there's no way the giant metal robots from the planet made almost exclusively of metal are water based lifeforms in any way

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almondcroissantsandink

But the kazachok, he danced really wunderbar!

(I think they would've loaded a ton of stuff onto the Hail Mary for the astronauts to keep stimulated/keep in shape, and I think Just Dance 2 was one of them)

almondcroissantsandink

dr. grace (so very intrigued by the fox symbolism they ascribe to him in this movie through his keychain, his cardigan, and that funny little mask he finds in the Hail Mary)

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