Need to be careful when kissing an eridian..
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Need to be careful when kissing an eridian..

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As a veterinarian, and as a lifelong dog lover, one thing I need dog owners to understand and accept is that dogs can be extremely dangerous, especially large ones. Sometimes they don’t even mean to be, but that doesn’t change the fact that they can do serious harm to a human being. They are very powerful animals.
You should not let your dog free-roam. You should not force your dog to accept touch. You should very heavily supervise interactions with children, and with certain dogs, these interactions may never be safe. You must learn to read canine body language. And if a veterinary professional recommends a muzzle or sedatives for vet visits, take these recommendations seriously.
“But I care about my dog more than people” this is in your dog’s best interest. If they maim or kill a person, especially a child, they will be euthanized. You do not want lose them in that traumatic way, ending their life and ruining your own (and those of others) in the process. You do not want to be responsible for the loss of a human life.
Every dog, no matter how sweet, should be muzzle-trained in case they ever need to wear one. Pain and fear can make them act out of character. And if your dog has aggressive tendencies, especially with humans, seek out professional help and take measures to protect both your dog and people.
Signed,
A vet who wants people and dogs to be safe
My old dog, Bumble, was named such because he was clumsy as fuck. Within the first week of owning him (a 16 week old puppy), he'd run headfirst into a wall, a metal pole, and the back of my knees dislocating one of them.
He was the loveliest, silliest, friendliest dog ever... but he was chaos and a German Shepard crossed with a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. Which meant he was the size of a Shep, but had the muscle mass and bone density of a bull-terrier.
The first time he went to the vet for his vaccinations, the vet called him a "Tank of a Dog".
We never walked him without a longline lead attached so we could quikly get control of him because he LOVED children. And I mean LOVED them. So much so he'd charge at them to play. But that dog weighed so much he'd knock a full adult flying, let alone a kid.
I loved that dog, but he could EASILY hurt you accidentally, and we accomodated for that from pretty much the moment we got him, until he had to me put down for health reasons.
After he was attacked by another dog on the beach (While he was on lead, and the other dog was off-lead) Bumble because dog reactive. After that we walked him with a muzzle too. He only ever barked and lunged, never struck first, but it protected him and other dogs from accidents. (It also discouraged other dog owners from letting their dogs approach because "she's friendly!")
All-in-all, I'm backing up this vet; Please support your dog in a long, happy, healthy life by protecting them from themselves!

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I wonder if this heavily aroace fandom would like some angst…🤔
Bruce Wayne: over prepares, creates endless contingency plans, always pushing the JL to improve
JL members when he’s actually proved right: 😦
au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD

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rapid fire things i learned about my boyfriend this morning.
he has never seen disney's the little mermaid
he thought the song Poor Unfortunate Souls was from phantom of the opera
he has never seen phantom of the opera
he thought disney made phantom of the opera
he thought phantom of the opera was animated
"i couldve sworn i saw an animated hunchback"
...wait do you mean the hunchback of notre dame
he thought phantom of the opera was the hunchback of notre dame
luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually
like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.
Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"
90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."
Let me tell you all about SignalTrace.
We’ve spent a lot of time here on surveillance you at least perceive in some way: the camera on a pole; the reader in the car; the thing you can photograph, complain about at a council meeting, and occasionally get banned. License plate readers have been the headline act for years now: a camera sees your car, logs your numberplate, files it in a database, and a network of them quietly reconstructs where you’ve been.
A defence contractor called Leonardo has decided that reading your plate is no longer enough. Their new system, ELSAG SignalTrace, reads everything else you’re carrying.
You drive past a sensor, and it doesn’t just photograph the car. Instead, it grabs the wireless signals leaking out of every device inside it: your phone, your smartwatch, your earbuds, your fitness tracker, the car’s own Bluetooth, tyre pressure sensors, the key fob, and in some cases, even your pet’s microchip.
Then it ties all of that to your numberplate and stores these data for later.
It is, as far as branding goes, refreshingly honest. The product page’s own subheading is “Identify Suspects by the Electronic Devices They Use.”
Confident; they’re not even trying to hide it.
someone to watch you sleep :)
(I also love the running gag that Adrian is much larger than Rocky--I raise you the concept that Adrian is a behemoth compared to Rocky)
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Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror