open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

red delicious are pretty good

went to Me island and I was there yesss

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma