smol but mighty

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

one of the medical reports for my broken leg called me attractive and pleasant, and I haven't let myself read another medical report since because I want to maintain a Schrödinger's cat type situation where the reports might say 'still attractive, would fuck' or they might say 'ugly now, aged poorly' and I'll never know because I refuse to let the wave function collapse into a single reality

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

this and a blunt

the wiki talk page is a fascinating read since Graham's death was announced.

LINDSEY GRAHAM GONE!!!!!!!!

rest in piss to my least favorite gay and homophobic Southern Baptist South Carolina closet case

the illness he died of? sick of himself

I was kind of right, his aorta imploding was like nature’s self-destruct feature