Professional Enjoyer

it's not illegal for annoying people to like the same things as me but . what if it was .

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do