Professional Enjoyer

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

I hope Toy story as a movie franchise exists in Quadratum so Xehanort can have war flashbacks whenever he sees woody's stupid face

He'll buy a Woody toy so he can pour milk on him and throw him against a wall

Ben disking voice—"I did have friends. It was a tragic backstory Woody from fricking toy story"

chug chug chug

born to keg stand forced to sippy milk

For the love of all that is good and holy, TURN THE SOUND ON

Shout out to black cats. They can be. Any shape.