Professional Enjoyer

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

you know how american conservatives will call anything they dislike "communist" regardless of its relation to actual ideology and history of communism. this website is exactly the same with the the word "puritan"

take this down my head is large and normal