Professional Enjoyer

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

Purple Starling

Purple Staring

Purple Startling

i do love how many kh characters when they're in a bad situation they're like well i see no other option. time for the move that has never failed me before: the Killing Myself Special

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled

in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That

good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star

Why are you doing that? What the fuck is wrong with you??

it's uncanny how easy it is

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

this is a bunny