Professional Enjoyer

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

Not with that sword.