Pitt as smosh quotes pt. 3
(First shift)
Javadi: im in love with you
Mateo: hoooww????
Dennis: you guys, i would look so cute tied up to tracks
Trinity: what?!
Myrna: 😴
Dana: oh Myrna honey?
Robby: uh oh
Dana: honey? Theres vodka!
Myrna: woah
Dana: there you go
Mystery patient: hello everybody, hello world, hello Trump. My name is Karen and I am Gods first child, and will forever be Gods first child
PTMC: 🤨😟
Patient: and my sons name is Dennis Michael Matthew Gabriel Paul Isaiah Whitaker
Dennis: 🫥
(In time out in triage)
Trinity: I have a gift for you (Javadi)
(Points to a sign she defaced)
Trinity: Dildo no?
Movie night
Mel: is there an elderly person unwrapping a werthers original for 10 minutes? In the movie theatre because thats what it sounds like right now. I feel like we’re all just kinda being generally polite about it but like. God damn
Dennis: 😟
Victoria: Dennis its okay!
(Pittlings debating a medical thing)
Javadi: shall we ask God?
(All turn to Dana)
Dana: I really dont know.
(Trinity pretending to be Dennis’s ex girlfriend)
Trinity: oh, Dennis! Oh, denny baby! (Kisses his cheeks) it’s such a delight to see you oh it’s been so long! Isn’t he wonderful?
Random guy at the bar dennis was flirting with: 😟🤨
(Pittlings sneaking into the hospital after a night out gone wrong)
Javadi: oh, hey doctor robby! We just wanted to let you know, dennis is totally fine
Trinity: oh yeah!
(Dennis passed out between them)
Javadi: you guys can still go away to the conference this weekend, no problem
Trinity: yeah! (Mimicking dennis) you can touch me wherever you want!
(Reading a letter Samira wrote)
Baran: Samira, dr Robby respects you.
*Trinity bursts out laughing*
Baran, cont.: He respects you so much that he just can’t say it out loud because if he does, he’ll tear up. And he’s afraid that will make him look gay, so he can’t. Trust the process.
*Samira nods solemnly*
Samira: okay, bring out the woke mob
*the pittlings enter*
(Looking at suspicious Tupperware in the fridge)
Ellis: if this is something fucked like. Beef cookie, Im out of here
Trinty, pulling it out: well, get ready to munch on this beef cookie
Hr: 🤨
Dana: who are dan and phil?
Samira: dan and Phil are og youtube creators, they’ve been making content since 2007 or 2008. They’re a duo and they recently revealed they’ve been in a relationship for 16 years
Dana: No way! So what the hell is going on with you and Jack?
Robby: ….
Mel: You are a special boy!
Dennis: now the pressures way too high
(Later)
Trinity: not so special boy
Javadi: what happened to our gifted boy?
Dennis: Ive lost it!









