this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

happy marx beam monday.

spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday

It actually kind of pisses me off how mainstream consumerist predominantly-white culture ate the vague concept of ~witchy~ spirituality the more I think about it but we don't have to do this right now

Like the most crazymaking thing is I'm a ~spiritual~ person myself but watching people who would have called me delusional and/or possessed by the devil when we were kids get into all the crystals and the tarot cards and whatever feels ........ odd. Lol. Lmao. Not even in a hipstery "I did it before it was cool" way this is about racism. It's racism. It's appropriation and commodification in the most classical sense. It's weird that it's only acceptable for me to practice these things now that it's cool to white people. Can anyone fucking hear me

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior