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i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.
THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.
i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”
apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army
...it's super cool in a 'historian with goosebumps' kind of way that this whole experience is essentially timeless.
As long as we've had ROADS or even game trails this
very scene
has played out in brush shelters, shrines, taverns, inns, post stations, and hotel lobbies.
Humans, out upon the Ways, where danger may be, sharing information because we live when we cooperate and share and we all know it out there.
I love this type of post so much
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not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too
Oh this is a common scam I find at work. Any file that:
isn't jpg, jpeg, pdf, or png
Is a file extension you don't recognise (this one is a visual basic file, used for scripting, but others like exe or bat are used)
has a very low or unexpected file size (this one's is less than 1KB, or 0.001MB, a good reference should be at least 500KB)
Is likely a scam. Stay safe kids.
heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE
our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in
The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

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How did they manage to get the Balkans to go along with that all on their own with nothing but peace and love.
Tell me about Istanbul what was going on there with the name change, and why is a cathedral that predates islam listed as a mosque.
Also "thousands of years" sure thing buddy, try hundreds, 1400 years doesn't make it so you can claim thousands, got a ways to go for that one.
Don't forget many of those boys were taken as sex slaves too
Oh, but Erdogan would say they were all consensual sex slaves.
That and there were far more women taken as sex slaves as well, since it's not like the progressives actually care about males at all.
Saw someone bring up that the ottomans ended the jizya tax for Christians and tried to frame it as something they did out of the kindness of their hearts instead of the historical reality of France and England making that a condition that needed to be met if the sultan wanted their help in the Crimean war.
Can't forget
A lot of their nonsense carried on after the empire was dissolved and modern Turkey was born too, including looking the other way in regards to slavery.
Wasn't the "forced circumcisions" more of castrations?
Circumcisions were for the jannisaries because that's part of forcibly converting them to islam after they've kidnapped them from their Christian parents, their bits still worked in the end.
Castration was for the ones they bought from the slave traders who were mostly bringing slaves up out of Sub Saharan Africa, often sold initially at least by folks in that part of the continent who had converted in order to not be taken into slavery by the moslem colonizers and then realized they could make a lot of money selling human beings to other human beings.
And let's not forget their final atrocity, the Armenian Genocide, which inspired the coining of the term.
As an extra fillip the Armenian Genocide was carried out by The Young Turks government, the ones Cenk Uygur identifies with.
As a Bulgarian I have special and conflicted feelings about the Devsirme. My people were among those who were "harvested" and our school textbooks tell us that the population generally resisted and that their children were turned into child slaves and soldiers. We call it "the blood tax". Serious historians, including from my country, conclude that part of the boys did reach high positions and at one point the entire imperial court was speaking South Slavic languages but in popular consciousness, this meme serves to illustrate the perception of the "blood tax".
Basically fuck Erdogan.
I think the thing that has to be remembered about slaves (and, more broadly, non-enslaved but legally disenfranchised minorities) having opportunities to reach high station is why they were allowed those opportunities: rulers wanted subordinates who were wholly dependent on them.
You (the sultan) can trust a guy who has no standing other than what you give to him. Because without you, he’s nothing. No aristocratic family agenda. No patronage. No power of his own. Their subordinate status is why they’re allowed to conditionally excel—subject to the whims of others. And you can reap the benefits of real meritocracy, because merit is all these guys have.
The fact that the enfranchised populace will often resent having a disenfranchised guy set over them is a feature, not a flaw. Make that guy do the unpopular or risky shit. If it goes badly, you can make him the fall guy and everyone will nod and go “yeah, you can never trust a [minority].”
Well, this is why it failed the moment janissaries started buying their own children places on the corps.
But otherwise, what you describe is not really how assimilation worked in the Ottoman empire. If you turned Muslim (and janissaries did), you were considered more or less fully assimilated. It was the *gyaurs* (infidels, non-Muslims) who remained disenfranchised.
Janissaries did NOT turned muslim. They were forced to. That's not a subtle difference, wouldn't you say?
And everyone else who turned was also de facto forced to, considering that not converting meant to be a class B subject in the best case scenario and outright persecution in a the others.
Let's not forget all the other cultures that ended up being erased by the muslim colonisation of the entire northern Sahara region.
Erdogan is a dictator, another one like Putin using the religious (in his case islamic, christian orthodox in Putin's case) rhetoric to stay in power despite his complete failure as a politician, demonstrated in multiple occasions in the recent years.
Oh, and of course he's pumping up the antisemitic rhetoric to distract further from his betrayal of the secular state Atatürk had wanted to create.
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And also New Zealand and a bunch of Pacific islands. Don't forget them.
Rip Oceania mutuals
Book Aragorn is one of the weirdest dudes in existence.
Nowhere is this more evident to me than when they are going through Moria, and Gandalf pauses a long time at a fork in the road trying to decide which way to go. Sensing the growing anxiety among the fellowship as Gandalf keeps lingering there, Aragorn says: “Do not be afraid! Gandalf has led us here against our fears, but he will lead us out again, at whatever cost to himself. He is surer of finding the way home in a blind night than the cats of Queen Beruthiel.”
Okay, buddy, let’s break that down:
1. Beruthiel is a long-dead queen of Gondor, hated for her cruelty and for her Cat Spy Network. Her husband eventually exiled her AND THE CATS out to sea. Her name was struck from The Book of Kings, but her legend lived on! How could it not.
2. Aside from Aragorn himself, only Gandalf (who is not listening) and Boromir will understand this reference. And I can’t help but feel it’s going to make Boromir immediately suspicious. Why is Aragorn referencing this deep cut of Gondorian history?
3. EVERY OTHER member of the fellowship had to be standing there like, “…Cats?”
I don’t know, Aragorn, I don’t think “don’t worry, Gandalf is better at navigation than Evil Cats” is the rousing speech you think it is.
hi! let's all vote on which thing about this shitty motel room wins at being the worst!
multiple prominent signs declaring that they are NOT responsible for ANY THEFT
the crusty white blotches on the carpet I'm choosing to believe are not cum
the smear on the light switch I'm choosing to believe isn't blood
the splotches on the blanket that are probably definitely blood
whatever the fucking Thing in the bottom of the fridge is

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Maybe flawed people were better than brute algorithms.
This article was part of my research for my recent article on why it's so hard to get a job these days. I didn't get to use quite as much as I wanted of it because, uh, time constraints! But you should check it out anyway.
blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here