Dear Chinesium Dreame company - i hope your CEO dies. I hope 10 thousand burning suns crash into your factory. I hope all the children building ur plastic pieces of shit quit. I hope the Chinese govt catches you dodging taxes and executes ur entire board. Why is replacing 1 fucking wheel requires disassembling the WHOLE thing?? Why are the wires deliberately connected to the motherboard in the most horrendous and uncomfortable, unreachable spots?? Why do I need 3 different types of screwdrivers to unscrew your piece of shit plastic casings?? Why are the power and sensor cables attached to the motherboard in such a way that if ur not consciously thinking about it - opening the casing has a 90% chance of ripping them apart and basically destroying the whole thing???? These are all rethorical questions ofc all of this is done to deter me from fixing this piece of shit myself in favor of paying u 1 William dollars either for a new robot or for a simple fucking repair. Kill yourself forever and shove a hot metal rod up ur ass I found this robot in the dumpster and managed to fix it for 50 shmekels (the cost of 2 brand new wheels on aliexpress) by myself in spite of ur intentional, sysiphian construction method and now I have a free, 1500$ vacuum robot to clean my floors and spy on my apartment for the Chinese. Her name is Jorjette.















