always imagining dragons

'I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracket comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public truƒt comma and defend the ƒubjects of His ƒtroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majeƒty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of perƒonal ƒafety semi-colon to purƒue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if neceƒsary in the cauƒe of said duty comma so help me bracket aforeƒaid deity bracket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop.

jesper wylan and nina the type of people to yell “THATS HOMOPHOBIA” at kaz and matthias whenever anything doesn’t go their way. kaz counters with “THATS ABLEISM” matthias is very confused because he loves and supports them all what are they in about?? and inej is just trying to wrangle them all together

Whatever the fuck the Tachonises were trying to do with that ritual reminds me of when I look at a recipe online and there's some comment that says "I used arrowroot powder instead of flour and left out the sugar entirely and substituted asparagus for the eggs, and it turned out like crap. This recipe sucks."

i just realised we saw Tess fight at least five dragons including one god and and one star-eating primordial, but the only time we see her visibly wounded is from her own explosion