always imagining dragons

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

And now it must be said, as many numerous things often must be, in great volume and variance breaching topics that are near enough to innumerable and certainly beyond the measure of counting, that just as anyone lucky enough to find themselves in posession of thoughts miraculously appearing in their waking mind fully-formed upon conception, both clear and concise, blessed as they are with a mastery of their language sufficient to express oneself with brevity, it is so that with equal frequency I find that I am cursed with a wholly opposing nature: to take that which is brief and succinct, simple and straightforward, and somehow find it within myself instinctive to stretch those very same thoughts and words so remarkably thin across the page that the length of any given sentence may very well rival that of a modest novel, taking any poor and pitiable reader several deep breaths to recite out loud- or, perhaps in the case of one equally blessed to be of great, strong lungs and a determined air- merely the rather long and arduous effort of enduring it.

Getting a sign that says "LOOK OUT FOR SILENT DOG - guard dog on premises is an ambush predator. If you can read this, they already know you are here" and putting it on the entrance of my home. We don't have a dog.

at this point I don’t even tell people that the two wolves joke is anti-indigenous anymore because so many people have proven that even when they know they don’t care and I’d rather be able to tell myself people are doing it out of ignorance than grapple with the fact that anti-native racism just isn’t that important to people

Has anyone else noticed how at the end Andy tells Nile "when you ditch the car, ditch the weapons" EXCEPT her battleaxe was in the car? Was Andy planning on coning back for the car or, 100% sadder and more likely, was she planning on dying and not being able to rescue the rest of the team? 🥺

Do you think, considering how many chemicals Wylan has been exposed to throughout his entire life (tonics as a kid, the tannery, and then building bombs for Kaz), that maybe all his exposure slowly started messing with not only his lungs, but also his brain? Maybe as he gets older the effect of the chemicals really start to get to him, his memory gets worse, he can focus like he used to, can't communicate the way he could before? Do you think maybe it eventually leads to him developing dementia years earlier than he should have? Maybe he slowly starts to forget things that happened, especially from the times he was around chemicals the most. His first memory with Jesper, the work he did with Kaz, the Ice Court, his friends, finding his mum, falling in love?

Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders for funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.

Thinking about what the meaning of "You believe in God?" "It's better than the alternative" becomes when specifically Eva Stratt says it. Better than the alternative, which is that there is no power in all of this that is higher than me

truly dads with new born babies v dads with children are two completely different people this man used to strap this child to his chest with a double chest wrap because he was terrified of giving her shaken baby syndrome and now he just kinda hucks her , I'll be sitting on the bed and all of a sudden my child just comes soaring towards me