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Those of us who vow never to love again, to love again

Are making liars out of honest men

It's not something that you put to bed

Hang your head and just forget

No, love don't know how to rest

#havent had a song hit different and snatch my wig like this in a while #the crane wives #how to rest #Youtube

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bob-artist

Can I interest you in a

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…

a…

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crabonated beverage?

bob-artist

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

#swearing

depsidase

bob-artist

Can I interest you in a

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…

a…

…

crabonated beverage?

bob-artist

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

#swearing

themysteriousmurasamecastle

aiweirdness

finally i have learned how to type laser sounds//

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bigcommunity

The unemployment rate got people inventing psychological warfare

( <= green bean

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

● <= orange

. <= pea

• <= plum

<3< <= strawberry

translesbianorchestra

<==}< <= carrot

shiba-boyfriend

~<O{ <= beetroot

tittytoreador

°o8~ <= grapes

halftoning-deactivated20240224

Ó <= apple

nynaeve-almeara

88- <= raspberry

shrike-dyke

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

thekaylahub-deactivated20231205

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

isa-ah

-8 <= cherries

loverlighted

☆{ } <= pineapple

trapny

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

wizardshark

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

|■| <= lemonade

@argumate

you verb noun?

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

thisishowyoumakemovies

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

76ello

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

austimpowerz

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

laqueus

sgt-cookie-2

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

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awed-frog

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

pup-dion

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.

c0nji

kave-elott-ne-szolj-hozzam

love it when peoole draw someone instead of photographing random strangers.

art: 10/10

respect: 10/10

importantpics

aster-is-confused

my favorite genre of bird picture

desolendate

im literally in tears what the fuck

#swearing

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squeakitties

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

squeakitties

a lot of people were krilled

cultivating-wildflowers

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord

honeyrolls

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