✟ Jesus is Lord ✟

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

I’ve misplaced my fingerless gloves … shall I get some more tomorrow

yes check walmart they might have clearance deals on fingerless gloves specifically the weightlifting kind #themoreyouknow

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

I like my men like I like my horses: tall, about as afraid of me as I am of them, eating hay, never mind this was funnier in my head

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

"how fleeting are all human passions compared to the massive continuity of ducks"

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”