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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

maybe just put “eww” near the bottom of the scale and it’ll be perfecto

you understand nothing.

"Just because you're screaming into the void doesn't mean your heart isn't aching for an answer."

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

you will talk to your friend and come up with multiple 'would that be fucked up or what' scenarios and build on the idea until asking 'hey should i write this'

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

Concept from VALLONO. Read the comic