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hihi i'm reggie (he/him) . 16 also . i'm an australian tumblr user & selfshipper . cheers .

he just monked them

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i hc a lot of characters as trans so pronouns may be confusing. especially hado mha. who i refer to solely as nagisa . or hado when i want to get across who he is but dont want to say his canon first name

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#intro post #pinned #pinned post #to find latwr

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bonniebugsy

This is the opposite of the clip of the inbred anime girls trying to play basketball like infants.

maswartz

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

cursedpinterest

mangosteen

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silly-sneevleton

USE MY NEOPRONOUNS IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!!! (it/its, chomp/chomps, thing/things by the way!! Thank you ^_^)

tiredkitchenwitch

byjove

obituaries in the south are so funny, they’ll be talking about a man who spent his 72 years on this earth torturing his family and terrorizing the small town he was born into and saying shit like “he ascended to his eternal reward” “he rose to glory” like no baby he did not. “was called home” is my favorite euphemism because it fails to mention if it was God or Satan who wanted him back

byjove

the careful implied insult in that sentence is so crazy. that obituary writer was playing chess with words.

hamletthedane

Okay I used to review Texas obituaries for a living and these are some of my favorite lines describing people who were apparently awful during their lifetimes:

“A man of a distinct and unmatched personality” (divorced four times, hated by the entire town of Caldwell, Texas)

“Many remember him most fondly as a child” (died in a meth lab explosion)

“Her family hopes that Christ may finally guide her, and she may at last find peace” (For an 80yo woman. I never got the full story on this one, but it’s incredible)

“He has gone now to see the fruits of his life” (man in question had assaulted and murdered two people, and was given the death penalty)

Very common - “A man whom everybody in town knew and few forgot”

“A man who read the scriptures and taught his children how to be strong” (a Christian fundamentalist arrested three times for violent family battery)

“He was familiar with God”

“In eternity, she will receive at last what she deserves”

And my favorite - “She was a strong-willed woman who knew the value of manipulating a good deal. Her family believes she is now arguing with St. Peter to slip her the keys to the gate while Archangel Michael isn’t looking.” (Woman in question was vehemently hated by her entire family bc she had sued them multiple times)

hoursago

aa4 doodles (starts crying)

hopeisour4letteredword

who let that man in the pilots chair. gyaxa be fr

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cityelf

this poem is about being nonbinary.

poshpostspoetry

[Image id:

A text exchange in a format similar to old, text-based adventure games, where there are no dialogue tags, and the text is instead color-coded to tell the speaker. There are two speakers, one who is the color of the background, and one who is teal. Teal speaker: There is a werewolf in the town. Background speaker: Is that bad? Teal speaker: There is a werewolf in the town. Background speaker: I'll take that as a yes. Teal speaker: How do you suggest we resolve this? Background speaker: Well, what exactly is the issue? Teal speaker: There is a werewolf in the town. Background speaker: Yes, okay, I heard you the first time. Is the problem that he is sometimes a wolf, or that he is sometimes a man? Teal speaker: A werewolf is a werewolf. How do you suggest we resolve this? Background speaker: Work with me here. Teal speaker: The problem is that there is a werewolf. Background speaker: What do you expect? Do you want me to un-make him? There are many men in the town, and a good number of domesticated wolves. What is the problem? That he was first a man, or first a wolf? Does that even matter? Why is the werewolf an issue? Teal speaker: He was first a man, and now he is a werewolf. There is a werewolf in the town. Background speaker: Has he actually done anything wrong? Teal speaker: There is a werewolf in the town. Background speaker: Was this forced upon him? Or did he choose to become a werewolf? Teal speaker: A werewolf is a werewolf. Background speaker: I see. I think I understand now. Teal speaker: How do you suggest we resolve this problem? Background speaker: You do not want there to be a werewolf in your town. As I see it there are three options. You could force him to pick between wolf and man, an agonizing divorce from his true being, simply so you do not have a werewolf in your town. You could force him from the town, which may come to be a blessing in the long run - for him, not you. Or you could allow him to integrate and accept that, in our society of men and wolves, there also live werewolves. Teal speaker: There is a werewolf in the town. Background speaker: Yes, there is. Isn't that beautiful? Teal speaker: How do you suggest we resolve this? Background speaker: I am beginning to believe that the werewolf is not the problem here. This is the end of the exchange. The name "jesse hawke" is written in the corner. End image id]

derinthescarletpescatarian

Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?

I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny

thatdiabolicalfeminist

"Dogwhistles" are called that based on real "dog whistles", many of which are pitched too high to be audible to most humans, but are still perfectly audible to dogs.

Rhetorical dogwhistles are things that most people would not be able to identify as bigoted because they're INTENDED to have plausible deniability.

The wording changes are meant to be subtle enough that people really can mix them up accidentally when they don't have much information!

So when the gender critical movement calls trans women "transwomen", they're hoping for 2 things.

this usage will spread enough among people who don't know any better, to give transphobes the plausible deniability of not LOOKING like a frothing bigot constantly.

the usage grammatically places trans women in a different category than other women; it's changing "trans" from an adjective to part of a noun to make this distinction.

The more we can avoid this usage, the less deniability have transmisogynists have when using it, and the less rhetorical ground we cede to the degendering and misgendering of trans women.

I don't actually think ceding this ground is LESS divisive than pointing it out politely.

robinade

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

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Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

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➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

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