Robin Kaymbem

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

what is the point of putting on a sports channel if you’re not even gonna have it be tuned in to the fucking World Cup

so :) what did i miss :)

trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

To all my writer friends who are on the struggle bus/suffering from writer's block/just dealing with life stuff right now!