the dream thieves is the most perfect book ever because adam and gansey are going through a divorce, blue is breaking up with adam, ronan lets go of his crush on gansey in favor of perusing his para-religious devotion to adam full time, kavinsky is obsessed with having a threesome with gansey and ronan and sends gansey a dick pic from ronan’s phone, gansey starts dating blue behind adam's back the second they're freshly divorced and adam and blue have broken up, ronan turns kavinsky down and as a reaction to that kavinsky kidnaps ronans brother and then kills himself in front of their whole group. everyone is completely unfazed by this except for gansey who seems to care a little bit which adam thinks is cute. it's also in this book that the hitman who killed ronan’s dad starts hitting on blue’s mom. sound off in the comments if you know of any other ya books similar to this

i do think it's pretty funny when ppl have adam work with blue at ninos bc he so clearly chose jobs that require as little customer interaction as possible

love how kavinsky's introduction is literally "daddy long dick just landed in henrietta"

declan lynch the type to join grindr bc he thinks it's where all the hustlers are at and then he discovers something about himself

the CONCEPT of henry cheng observing gansey from afar for a LITERAL YEAR trying to best decide how to become lifelong friends with him and then deciding that the BEST and ONLY MOVE was to bring gansey into a convenient & historical PIT on school grounds, give him exposure therapy via robotic bee, and THEN exchange life-ruining secrets while standing in the dark close enough 2 kiss remains the funniest and gayest sequence of events in literary history and only improves in quality every time i read it