Some kind of weird bird

oh no he's hot

theyre so dupid

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2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.

Gonatus Ony 🦑 Carrying approximately 3000 eggs 🥚

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

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I’m slowly understanding how to draw this rock

yearning

this is grace & rocky on their usual bullshit doing experimental dentistry as thinly veiled foreplay but rocky finds like a legit minor cavity in there and grace has to explain about biofilms and tooth decay and how untreated cavities and abscessed teeth can cause cardiovascular problems or brain infections and rocky’s like but this is incredibly unusual. obviously. tentative statement. and grace is like well no essentially every single human at some point in their life will get cavities. but we figured out how to make people not die from them all the time! and (said enthusiastically) we even have an extra set of teeth during childhood that fall out and get replaced! isn’t that cool rock? and rocky goes. no. and then they finish the rest of the procedure in silence and it isn’t even hot

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