Absolutely No Chill

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

a week into artfight i would like to give out the following reminders: it is okay if you thought you were going to participate but ended up not having time. it is fine if you started out enthused and then lost steam. you do not owe anyone revenges. you are not 'behind' and you are not letting anybody down. it is a silly little game for fun. do not forget this.

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

@pestprince

"oh man my dick is too big it hurts people" come to my house

"it could rupture your anal wall" I have health insurance

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

I’m still trying to figure out what he was hoping to achieve by diving headfirst over the banister like that.

Bold of you to assume cops have any thought process other than “im a cool action hero”

Rolling down the stairs like a fucking slab of ham lmao

Whenever I see that gif my head just plays Nicki Minaj’s “Nuh, nuh, nuh, na-nuh-na-nuh-nuh Ah-huh di-duh, a-nuh-di-da-duh”

Pigs still cannot fly confirmed

share if you are also a genuine dicksucker