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Please, normalize carrying tiny leather bats now. (Available HERE)
I have one clipped to my purse/wallet and it is the best ever!!!!
I got one for my friend and she lived it hanging from her bag
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You know what would be a great game for Celine and the girls to play for the Huntrix and Celine streams?
Hand Simulator!
The frustration. The rage. It would be so beautiful. That game is so stupidly broken and difficult omg it would be glorious to witness.
After saying that Celine leans back away from the computer and sighs wistfully while looking up at the ceiling, "this is it. Today is finally the day. Bobby is going to kill me in real life."
Celine bumped up Bobby’s pay to 15% cus HOW does her reputation recover from that
Celine gets a voicemail from Bobby that she plays during the stream and he just screams into the phone "CELINE I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO HANG YOU BY YOUR DEAD WIFE'S HAIR-- nope that was too far there's no way I can send that to her" Followed immediately by another one where he's like "I AM SO SORRY the delete and the send buttons are right next to each other I didn't mean to send that to you please don't fire me--" Meanwhile Celine has fully fallen out of her chair and is now on the floor crying laughing. The chat goes crazy
Lol. Celine just fully leans into the bit. Using Bobby similar to how Markiplier has a bit with Lixian.
*Celine and Huntrix playing a FPS*
Celine: "Bobby. Bobby help. Bobby. Bobby the bad man is touching meeeeee!!!"
*Someone calls Celine crazy or mentally unstable*
Celine: "NO I'm not! My Bobby had me tested!"
*Huntrix and all of Chat burst out laughing*
Celine: "You can't be mean to me. Or else Bobby will find you and take your microwave glass plate."
Chat: "OMG that's diabolical" "Oh that's not-" "the fuck kind of threat is that?"
Rumi: "No you don't understand. That's the worst. Cece did that to us once when she found out we were eating takeout for two weeks straight."
Celine: "Bobby...Bobby I want ice cream."
Bobby in Chat: "Already on its way.<3"
Celine: "Yay! Thank you!"
Mira: "Wait I want ice cream!"
Zoey: "Can all you dumb bitches lock the fuck in! I've got three ops on my ass!"
Celine: "Bobby. Bobby Zoey said the fuck word!"
Consider: Bobby making absurdly specific and violent threats becomes something of a meme and he doesn't understand it at all
Bobby: I don't know why the chat thinks that was so funny, it was just really mean of me
Rumi: well yeah but we knew you weren't serious!
Celine: exactly when you make a threat that specific it becomes absurd and entirely unactionable, and therefore incredibly fucking funny
Mira: yeah it wraps back around.
Bobby: ok so if I just said "I'm gonna stab you" that's not funny because it's not weird enough?
Celine: no that's just a death threat and I don't really like those.
Bobby: but if I said something like "I will tear out your kneecaps through your nose" that's funny again?
Celine: yes! Both because it's so absurdly violent it's physically impossible and because it's hyperspecific!
Zoey: what if he got vague with it? I feel like cryptic threats can also be funny?
Bobby: what like "I'm going to orphan you?"
Celine: well that's a whole different kind of comedy now because my parents have been dead for years, but no I don't think it would be that funny if they were still alive
Bobby: okay so back to specifics. I'm going to transform you into the egg of a duck and wait for you to hatch so that I will be the first thing you see and you will imprint on me and think I'm your mother, then kill myself leaving you an orphan and freeing me from the curse of being involved with this company.
Celine: *is once again dying laughing*
*the chat goes crazy*
being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse
Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back
This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!
this applies to writing and art, too
no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down
History is not done with us yet my friend
I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened
i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit
Nearly 10 years ago I put together this little shitpost. For those 10 years, notes trickle in every week, more consistent than anything I’ve ever posted. And every Pride Month, it gets a major bump. I always love to see it. Let us all keep Heterophobic Shadow in our hearts and minds once again, for the 10th Pride in a row!
hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS
somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope
PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply
this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.
you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.
This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND
type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults
ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!
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from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on
My bestie's tags
when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”
and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.
“What?” i say.
“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.
oh no is this what we’re doing now
…relic…
*crumbles and blows away on the wind*
Witch Hat Atelier by Kamome Shirahama // Wisdom to Heal the Earth by Rabbi Tzvi Freeman
I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?
One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.
The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.
How exactly does one slow down and weave around pedestrians who are blocking the entire way in a formation in which it would be impossible to pass them even on foot without elbowing one or two?
This is literally why we need bike lanes
The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.
This is true of the manga, but I love how the anime accentuates the absolute physical trust the apprentices have with Qifrey. Specifically with Agott, the way she is so ready when Qifrey says “hang on tight, I need my hands free” to cling to him a mile into the sky, and then in the latest episode, how, as soon as she impacts Qifrey while flying to him, she makes no move to save herself, she just curls into him and trusts that he will keep them from falling.
And I think it works as a signal to the audience, to subtly go “hey, I know we don’t trust Qifrey right now, he’s being shady, but we can always trust him to protect the physical wellbeing of his kids. Remember that.” Idk man maybe I’m getting too attached to a teeny detail but aaaaaaghhhh that’s her dad.
stealing your tags
#anyways i think it's particularly notable that fiercely independent always-has-something-to-prove Agott is like this with him#and that none of the apprentices really hide how they're feeling around him even when that feeling is negative#Agott and Richeh make it known when they're unhappy with Qifrey#and they (two abused kids) just flat out wouldn't do this if he wasn't a safe person to be unhappy at
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Sewing "a little bit" is one of the most useful skills you can possibly have proportional to how cheap and easy it is to learn.
So many of the items in our daily lives are sew-able. A simple needle and thread changes the way you think. When an item breaks, you no longer think, "I guess I must buy a new one..." Instead, you think, "I guess I must fix it..."
How many of these everyday items rest for eternity in a landfill, because of a simple break that a needle and thread could have fixed? How many excess items were manufactured to make up for the forgetting of the humble needle and thread...?
I love you, needle and thread...
THISSSSSSSSS man the day my nonna's sewing kit was handed to me something changed in me
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.
Here’s the gif for anyone curious.
I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.
Fantastic
