tired and in college

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

^ genuinely use this even outside of dating if you wanna make friends or just acquaintances. Use it on your coworkers to have a friendly time without issue. Do not exclusively use it for dating

Do all three at once to become the perfect life form

Yes, surprisingly enough, a life form functions at its best when it's *checks notes* clean, well fed and well rested. Who'da thunk.

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How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

The night Gandalf went crazy

This movie is one of my favorites ever, it's called Wizards. It was Ralph Bakshi's attempt to make a kids film and it's about a dark wizard that uses nazi propaganda to keep his goblin army from being cowards and his brother the good wizard who gets high and laid and their magical adventure to stop him that culminates in this BANGER of a scene

I love this film

This is how Gandalf vs Saruman should have been done.

Divorce 🤝 gender transition = a big costly life decision with too much paperwork that conservatives say will cause the end of civilization & ruin your life but if you actually ask people who chose to do it, they'll tell you their only regret is that they didn't do it sooner

And they both save lives

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits