the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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it is just obvious to me that if you opened your eyes for even one second you would realize that Big Sweat invented the idea of going outside in the summer to make you produce more sweat
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room
Things I hope Tommy Arnold's announcement/merch drop will be:
- a life size cardboard cut out of Gideon Nav
- one of those grow-a-dinosaur capsules that dissolves in water except it's grow-an-Alecto
- finger puppets of Jod and the Lyctors
- a crank up Jack-in-the-box but it's a Babs-in-a-coffin
- two packs of cigarettes and a purple tie
- a mini Kiriona Gaia pocket Jesus
- real genuine can of harrow marrow soup that sets off Geiger counters
- a Polly pocket compact replica of Canaan House
- Front Line Titties of the Ninth pinup calender

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happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate
Me: I just wish the "save" and "reset" buttons weren't directly next to each other
My coworker: that's a you problem. can't accidentally hit the reset button if you never hit the save button
Me:
I recently learned an old French euphemism for bisexuality. It means to be powered "by sail and steam," and it absolutely comes from a specific flavor of 19th-century ship.
HMS Terror and Erebus were bisexual, you heard it here first.
Happy Pride!
"oh I want a lady vampire to kidnap me to her crumbling manor and drink my blood!" yes well I'm having to cope with a housing market that means I haven't even ONE single imposing castle in which to trap a Gothic heroine under my corrupting sapphic spell so
in 2026 you may have to settle for being half of a two-income Gothic romance household

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the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Â
So you know.Â
This might be the real one, y’all.
I could use some luck
i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.
rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔
@ Grim Reaper you took the wrong person
one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf

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I love it when I pick up a book and within the first few chapters go 'yes, there's the autism'. It's not always canon but I'm certainly attracted to books that suddenly have characters with autistic traits.
The authors barely concealed historical fixation