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are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

dni if u aren’t a silly goose

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

you guys are all just jealous of my ancestral curse

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

Every Southern state has a senator who served sometime between 1880--1960 whose wikipedia article can be summed up as "He was a brilliant rhetorician who could mesmerize even his fellow congressmen, a (Tulane/Vanderbilt/Georgetown)-educated lawyer who spoke four languages and translated Latin poetry in his spare time, was pivotal in creating the modern public school/community college/highway/state park system, and devoted every moment of his life to hating black people more than anyone you know has ever hated anything."

Every 1960+ southern senator is the same except without the rhetorical skill, prestigious education, linguistic and poetic skills, and dedication to public works