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What is Tumblr?
Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.
My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))
Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!
you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
Today Iâm joined by the lovely Gina Biggs of Filthy Figments for an exclusive interview just as Filthy Figments enters itâs very first pledg
My very first interview for OJST is up today and we're celebrating my good pal Gina Biggs of Filthy Figments!
I've posted some of my Filthy Figments comics here for $10 members before, and it's just such a lovely site to be a part of.
This coincides with the very first Filthy Figments member pledge drive to help keep the site alive, so consider checking out the site if you haven't before~
[ID: âInterview with Gina Biggs of Filthy Figmentsâ a comic by Jey Pawlik is done in cool textured colours with mint greens and light pinks. Jey is a nonbinary person with a chubby build with short cropped hair with some greys, they sport big thick square glasses and casual comfy clothes. Gina Biggs is a cis woman with medium length and light-coloured hair, she sports catseye glasses with a strawberry necklace, a black t-shirt tucked into a cute floral long skirt. Â
Jey is furiously drawing cute sexy character ideas on some paper while saying âInspiration has STRUCK! What a super sexy story Iâve got on my hands! Iâll add some of this, a little of thatââ Â
Jey pauses. ââHm. Where will it live though? The internet is just rife with censorship right now, thereâs not many places I COULD post it⌠WAIT!â Â
They run off, pieces of paper in their hand and flying and falling behind them as they run into a pink area instead of their usual mint green while saying âI know JUST who to talk to about this!â Â
Jey enters a room and gestures happily to their friend Gina Biggs, who sits at a computer desk with a tablet sheâs working on with two ladies smooching and the Filthy Figments website on the larger monitor. Jey introduces her âMy good pal and fellow sexy comics enthusiast Gina Biggs and her site Filthy Figments!â Â
Gina smiles and responds âHey Jey~â Â
Info about Filthy Figments lines the left side of the panel. Â
â¤ď¸ filthyfigments.com Â
â¤ď¸ $12.99USD/month or $99.95USD/year Â
â¤ď¸ 50 new pages guaranteed every month Â
â¤ď¸ 60+ creators, 200+ titles, & 15,000+ pages in the archive Â
â¤ď¸ 100% human-created content! Â
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cygames announcing their dodgers sponsorship and people freaking out about umamusume baseball ads at the same time as the wpbl fills my timelines with denae benites thirst posts. this is because lesbians are taking over baseball. lesbians are going to eat baseball. lesbians will create a better baseball. baseball fans should say thank you in advance. to lesbians. and women at large
Seemingly milquetoast sponsorship announcement actually hides something much more sinister when taken into context....
Cygames is going to eat away Shohei Ohtani's powers. Our first step towards killing the MLB as it currently stands
Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.
"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans
The Beauty of Things
Robinson Jeffers
To feel and speak the astonishing beauty of thingsâearth, stone and water,
Beast, man and woman, sun, moon and starsâ
The blood-shot beauty of human nature, its thoughts, frenzies and passions,
And unhuman nature its towering realityâ
For man's half dream; man, you might say, is nature dreaming, but rock
And water and sky are constantâto feel
Greatly, and understand greatly, and express greatly, the natural
Beauty, is the sole business of poetry.
The rest's diversion: those holy or noble sentiments, the intricate ideas,
The love, lust, longing: reasons, but not the reason.
what do you think was going through her mind

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one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia
"i don't care at all about the stock market or know what an estate lawyer is, because i'm not rich đ" your death will be a nightmare for your loved ones to deal with and their death will be a nightmare for you. if you are an adult i'm not saying you need to have a trustee on standby for your vast fortune but you should at least know what "probate" means
this is your reminder that you should make a will. if you are in the US you can make a simple one for free at freewill.com, or willfora.com if you're in Canada. if you need anything complex talk to a lawyer (i promise a consultation with a lawyer is cheaper than probate delays/an extended legal fight.) but these sites will cover your basics (I want my partner to get my car, I want my roommate to get my cat, everything else goes to charity/my other partner/my kids/my next door neighbor who brings me brownies.) the state does not care that you have been estranged from your parents for a decade or have been separated from your spouse the money will go wherever the state says it does UNLESS! you have a will.
freewill also has healthcare directives! if you have ever been concerned about your partner(s) being unable to visit you in the hospital or make medical decisions for you if you are unable to make or communicate your own wishes - especially if you are unmarried/poly - you should have a healthcare directive. they are extremely easy to put together and you can designate multiple people as agents; freewill's tool also lets you designate people you do NOT want making decisions for you (for instance, your very Catholic parents.) if you're outside the US you can search "advanced healthcare directive (country)" and usually find a toolkit; often end of life advocacy-type organizations will have them.
nobody wants to think about these things but even more do you not want your loved ones to have to think about these things, very stressfully and expensively, while they are grieving you. make a will. đŤľ
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Sybil Ramkin is one of my heroines though
She spends forty-odd years fat and single and obsessed with dragons and loving it and letting nobody give her any shits
And then she meets a dashing-if-drunken forty-something watchman and they think theyâre too old for love but they are so, so, so wrong and their relationship starts with mutual respect and trust and grows into an incredible amount of love and affection
But sheâs a fat goddess the whole time and thereâs never anything wrong with that because the woman is a city
#Because sheâs a fat female character who has literally zero jokes about her diet #All the jokes are about her HUSBANDâs diet #Sheâs vast because sheâs highly-bred and her size makes her powerful #Role models yo
Thereâs some line in some book, I think itâs The Fifth Elephant, about Sybil being a âbig girlâ and how âbig girls are taught to make themselves small so other people feel biggerâ WOW YES that is such a true thing though.
Oh my God The Fifth Elephant tho
âAmong the other unwanted baggage that had been heaped on the young Sybil to hamper her progress through life was the injunction to be pleasant to people and say helpful things. People took this to mean that she didnât think.â
and
âShe was large and she was kind. She hadnât enjoyed school much. A society of girls is not a good one in which to be large and kind, because people are inclined to interpret that as âstupidâ and, worse, âdeafâ.â
Within pages of this she is bending iron bars over werewolvesâ heads. I really wish sheâd been able to have a go at Serafine, though, after the way the woman was talking about her at the beginning of the book, as if being friendly, even with people you donât like, is some kind of weakness.
The Fifth Elephant is where Sybil really starts to flourish as a character, IMO. And the thing is, sheâs far from stupid. She really pays attention to people in a manner possibly only surpassed by Carrot, which is how she memorizes whole dwarfish arias to deploy for maximum emotional impact and extensive notes on fat mining to haggle with the Low King. She notices people, and keeps up with them, and because of that she is able to mobilize the entire of the Sto Plains to watch a Goblin performance at a momentâs notice, changing the fate of an entire race.Â
Sybil is large and she is kind and she can think. She is not stupid. She is not deaf. She takes such an interest in you and everything thatâs happening in your life and you are damn lucky that she is kind.Â
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14th May 2025
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