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haha. snasa.

I hate how funny this is.

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caffeccinoart

Shotgun Shochu has some advice for all the would-be white hats out there

papayajuan2019

in of body experience

gayrobot9000

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gayrobot9000

i'm a girl now

Tiger Lily

Alfred Kreymborg

To have reached

the ultimate top

of the stalk,

single and tall;

to hang like a bell

through sheer weight

of oneself;

to have six petals,

refusing the straight

for the curve,

dipping pin-pricks

around the horizon;

to have six tongues

which, however the mood

of the wind may blow,

refuse to clap into sound;

and to keep withal

one's finest marvel,

one's passionate specks

invisible:

Tiger lily,

if I bow,

it is not

in imitation;

it is

in recognition

of true being.

#poetry #Tiger Lily #Alfred Kreymborg

yamino

Take me out 😩🧡🎀🔥❤

Bluesky link

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lifeofloon

She's not interested in participating in the day

identityarchitect

[ID: Picture of a cat's paws barely sticking out from underneath a pillow. /end ID]

whamss

ive been feeling bad for a lot of reasons, but i just remembered that i get to touch bones again next week so maybe it'll be okay #mybones

#touch bones #jealous #such a cool job

gallade-x-treme

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

#100%

chaumas-deactivated20240115

Pip is trying a face-down beach lounger for making art! So far so good. Plus, it can get a massage while it draws.

shadow-daughter

...is this the support for drawing face down i have wanted for my whole life? Pip, if this is comfortable, I'm naming my snake's next shed after you.

creekfiend

so I tried it for a couple hours and there's a few kinks to work out before I think I can use it for any period of time, the most significant one being that I have an unusually small head which means my head kind of falls through the hole entirely unless I hold it up ..... and if I hold it up, I'm hurting the same neck and shoulder muscles that I hurt when I'm trying to hold it sitting upright.

if I can find or make some sort of thing to fit OVER the face hole area that leaves a smaller face hole such that it actually is cradling my actual skull and taking that weight off my neck, I think it will be awesome. so just brainstorming potential solutions to that rn. I think this would not be as big a problem if you have a head that is not this much smaller than average 😅 many things for adults are just too big for me lol

arothin

early 20th century french knife sharpeners

sleepdeprivedmint

Handler, visibly panicked: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck they're on the way, we're going to die-"

Their hound: "Handler... who's coming- why are you so scared?"

The handler, still panicking: "OSHA. OSHA are coming! Hound, we are so fucked."

#ha!

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huyandere

leave

#we become the facilitators and chauffeurs #<- prev making excellent suggestions

betterbemeta

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

mayakern

hello

nekogirltail

@bleedingfae

riverpiracy

being self-taught in any type of practice will eventually lead to you having to seek out formal learning resources to bridge what you think is a trivial knowledge gap and realizing that you've been operating similarly to that french guy who went about his daily life unknowingly missing 90% of his brain

whyenn-reader

Sometimes i forget what common knowledge is and drop a word like gusset onto an unsuspecting twink

captain-price-returns

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

spiribia

I like Pokemon because it’s a fantasy universe where everyone you talk to is obsessed with animals and you can get extremely rare color variants of animals as well

parsleysagerosemarytimemachine

#animals #raccoon #I get animal updates from the family farm #which is sort of like this some times

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silvernevermind

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

katlovesshrimps

one time my old roommate and I went to a demonstration at the university farm that involved a scavenger hunt. we were given little cards for questions we had to ask the presenters (a mix of students and teachers). how much meat they sell, the highest earning cash crop, first owner of a farm. that sort of thing. we went to the dairy demonstration and I ask "so how much milk does this place produce a day" and they gave me an answer in pounds. pounds? thats weird "hey do you know how much that is in like gallons or liters? like a liquid measurement?" And they just. stare at us. I think we were some of the few that came out to the demo that day

#i can imagine a couple of reasons why this would be how they do it #not sure what the actual answer is #but a quick browse of wikipedia suggests that most of the reporting is also in weight measurements #so it's probably an industry standard thing #and they're looking back going 'why are you asking about milk if you don't know how it's measured?'#love to learn new things!

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