long dark roads

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

going to the corner store to get more corners

i don’t like when men get too buff. it’s just distracting how obvious it is that you put so much time and effort into it when you should be doing other stuff instead like meditating and cultivating your buddha nature

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

wow that’s really cool. Do you mind if i get soul-crushingly sad for a moment

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in