nothing left but the weather here

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

favorite math words: "it turns out". hell yeah babe surprising shit just happens i love it

Just convince yourself that it's fun to be bad at things

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

Customers[1] were a breed of animal hunted to extinction.[2] They were renowned for being stupid as all fuck[3] and annoying the shit out of me[4].

maybe i was born to be mutuals with you

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

i will always believe an rpf allegation sorry there is nothing more normal or human than falling in love with your coworker or friend

bicuriousity is the natural state of guitarists because its inherently gay to play instruments

bro come download files and documents with me