it's a good doomsday

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

(hitting my punching bag repeatedly) if they made kaidan bi in me3 why did they not also make ashley bi. the plotline of catching feelings after the perceived betrayal and getting over the mistrust from horizon would be really really good for both of them. why is ashley still straight. like the fact that ashley is still straight makes it perfectly clear that kaidan is only bi because they wanted to “even out the numbers” of having liara as a bi woman love interest starting in the first game and they felt like they needed to make a man bi as a concession for equality or diversity or whatever bioware would be saying internally. but for some reason they avoided doing that until me3 and the “some reason” is pretty much misogyny and the fact that these games are marketed to straight men as the primary target demographic, a group who typically feel threatened by a man making advances at them but will play a female character and romance a woman because they objectify women and lesbians (which is why the asari exist at all, just to have a hot woman alien race who are all by default sexually available to everyone), and then by me3 bioware begrudgingly decided they need to account for people who aren’t straight playing their games, so along with the half-assed gay romances they made kaidan bi as an apology. so like i do kind of know why ashley isn’t bi and it pisses me off and she should’ve been bi. she’s a repressed lesbian to me anyway but

Pumpkin got her leg stuck in my ironing board in such a way that nearly gave me a heart attack