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I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

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the-mic-drop

Which ME2 Squadmate is most likely to earn a discount at any given store?

Miranda Lawson

Jacob Taylor

Mordin Solus

Garrus Vakarian

Jack

Urdnot Grunt

Thane Krios

Samara

Tali'zora vas Normandy

Legion

Zaeed Massani

Kasumi Goto

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

Let's assume a few things:

They have to get the discount thru a speech check like Shepard does.

Shepard is not with them.

They can't name-drop Shepard.

#samara is a justicar so any asari led store will just give her shit for free

sivsii

I’ve faced a lot of nasty art blocks over my years as an artist but none so detrimental as Going To Work

oakssincave

thank you for putting in words what i have been unable to articulate for the last years haha

sivsii

and the PROBLEM IS. the PROBLEM is that with other art blocks I can tell myself. oh it’s hard now but time will pass and I will heal from whatever mental or emotional block that’s causing this eventually. but WORK? A Forever Problem. There is no waiting-out Job. Having Job is eternal. Time does not heal Being At Work. Sand is always in our eyes forever

#art block #orz #my most productive times artistically are when ive been on vacation and when ive been unemployed

theonion

Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they’d known for years, allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell told reporters Friday they had recently met with the seven-term Kentucky Republican inside a body bag. “Like so many Americans, we had our concerns about Mitch, but when the technician unzipped that vinyl pouch and let me crawl in next to him, I knew there was nothing to worry about,” said Senate Majority Leader John Thune, noting that McConnell was quiet and appeared contemplative throughout the visit as leading Republican lawmakers shared the latest news from Capitol Hill.

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#the onion #us politics #i laughed

nevver

All my friends are dead, Jonk

#someplace far away from here

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sunshinestarseed-deactivated202

#i laughed

shmreduplication

hey you should look into how to do an abdominal massage on yourself, also yoga poses that aid in digestion

your intestines are basically a series of muscles that just push food thru your body, but all your muscles are connected so you can use additional muscles to help out

it's one of the holistic health things I learned about before getting long covid and it's really helped

summer in the northern hemisphere means it's hot, people are travelling a lot, and going out to eat more in general but also at fairs/festivals/barbecues. All of this can mess up your digestion and it's nice to have an option to do something besides for just waiting it out or taking medication

atimewillcomeforsinging

Learn how you can use the "ILU" self-massage technique for bloating, constipation, diarrhea and general abdominal

this technique is at least pretty similar to the way I was taught after an emergency colostomy placement. Seconding the above, knowing how to manipulate your body to support what you need it to do is a great skill to have in your pocket. it makes life easier when you DO need it.

#health

kraken3666

I abandon here my love

#elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #st trina #miquella the unalloyed

prokopetz

In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.

facultativeactivity

What the fuck

prokopetz

Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.

sabrieterrhisken

I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.

prokopetz

Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films

captainwolfrandthe42nd

Don't forget the 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘮 Movies

prokopetz

I prefer to focus on positive outcomes.

manicpixiesdreamdragon

I saw it in theaters as a kid and I thought it fucking rocked.

proserpine-in-phases

I ALSO saw it in theaters as a kid and thought it fuckin rocked

#super mario bros movie

quackysprouts

ares slays his daughter’s rapist

fearlesshades

Hi, OP, hope you don't mind my rambling texts to my husband about this art because I've been having feelings about it since yesterday and I've been talking about it since yesterday.

quackysprouts

this is literally so flattering thank you😭🙏 i love when people notice the little details i put into my art and id almost forgotten about this piece, it’s been so long

#art #rad

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hibiscus-sweetie

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

Riverside Garden

Anderson’s Sisters

#fashion #beautiful

Michael bay transformers suck to look at if I'm honest

#crap

arcade-confetti

Bringing back one of my favs because I love it so much

#jason todd #ace icon. to me #dc

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spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

furrytechgirl

I can sell these bad bitches to all the occultists and covens making a killing! I bet the Catholic Church would buy them for $1 a pop. . .

deep-stone-disasterbot

Lifetime supply of toasters??

[excited admech noises]

#packing peanuts #honestly i think ive already hit my lifetime supply of that

pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

#im sorry its just really bad 😭#even a pointy banana is still going to be associated with mushyness because that is the natural nonfrozen state of banana

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