it's a good doomsday

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

gosh I enjoy this website

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Ugly Betty From Homestuck Vol. 9 By Robert J! Lake Propaganda: "UGLY BETTY RIGHT FUCKING NOW PLEASR. RIGHT NOWWWW. NAWWW" "UGLY BETTY IS SO PEAK LISTNE TO IT OMGGGG IT SLAPS" "its gotta be ugly betty i listen to this constantly. just a genuinely good track"

Earthsea Borealis From Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion By Toby Fox Propaganda: "EARTHSEA BOREALIS TOP 3 VOLUME 7 TRACK!!!!! i’ll forever be a little sad that it never made it into a flash. it’s got such a good frantic ‘shit hitting the fan’ energy to it"

Like we've got 5 billion stories on Bruce's origin being directly called to for other characters why the fuck is a problem for Dick's origin yknow???? We've got like so many dead acrobats in comics. "Oooh an aerialist family but there's a guy asking for protection money, how insultingly lazy and bad of an origin thats just a cheap blatant copy" oooh a fucking little kid watching his parents get shot as some batman ploy!

They cared about Jason's pre-crisis origin!! It was a big deal!! Holy shit!! They were adding in an all new Robin! To take over the name after 40 years of Dick Grayson! They brought in Gerry Conway to make it happen! It called to older comics that would imagine what a future Robin would be like because what those comics imagined was the son of dick grayson or bruce who had blonde or ginger hair. Dick and Bruce both were options to adopt Jay! Jason being similar to the graysons was an INTENTIONAL case for Bruce and Dick to deal with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then Jason's parents died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the universe rebooted and people already were complaining about being too similar, they dipped their toes into change and made Jason's post origin. And after Jason's death and needing a new Robin they let themselves submerge into the water and make a third Robin that even got to have a different costume and look. But im not about to fucking compliment that Robin for being superior due to allowed change now am i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this is all ignoring the fact that Jason's similarities to Dick is like! One of the most vital things about him and his run!