All my friends are dead, Jonk
we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Kaledo Art
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cherry valley forever
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trying on a metaphor
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Origami Around
almost home
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Love Begins

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All my friends are dead, Jonk

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hey you should look into how to do an abdominal massage on yourself, also yoga poses that aid in digestion
your intestines are basically a series of muscles that just push food thru your body, but all your muscles are connected so you can use additional muscles to help out
it's one of the holistic health things I learned about before getting long covid and it's really helped
summer in the northern hemisphere means it's hot, people are travelling a lot, and going out to eat more in general but also at fairs/festivals/barbecues. All of this can mess up your digestion and it's nice to have an option to do something besides for just waiting it out or taking medication
Learn how you can use the "ILU" self-massage technique for bloating, constipation, diarrhea and general abdominal
this technique is at least pretty similar to the way I was taught after an emergency colostomy placement. Seconding the above, knowing how to manipulate your body to support what you need it to do is a great skill to have in your pocket. it makes life easier when you DO need it.
I abandon here my love
In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.
What the fuck
Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.
I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.
Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films
Don't forget the 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘮 Movies
I prefer to focus on positive outcomes.
I saw it in theaters as a kid and I thought it fucking rocked.
I ALSO saw it in theaters as a kid and thought it fuckin rocked

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ares slays his daughter’s rapist
Hi, OP, hope you don't mind my rambling texts to my husband about this art because I've been having feelings about it since yesterday and I've been talking about it since yesterday.
this is literally so flattering thank you😭🙏 i love when people notice the little details i put into my art and id almost forgotten about this piece, it’s been so long
"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨
Riverside Garden
Anderson’s Sisters 
Michael bay transformers suck to look at if I'm honest

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Bringing back one of my favs because I love it so much
you have won a lifetime supply of this
How do you feel?
good!
I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH
im drowning in my supply help
Eh it's okay
BAD. VERY BAD
results/other
you would receive the supply once a month
the brand/type will vary so you could
you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die
I can sell these bad bitches to all the occultists and covens making a killing! I bet the Catholic Church would buy them for $1 a pop. . .
Lifetime supply of toasters??
[excited admech noises]
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
good
bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
check in time:
I see the vision
it's still really bad
Batfam where everything is what you typically come across except instead of Jason calling Tim 'pretender' or 'replacement' he just calls him a larper
You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!
Are you happy with it?
^^^^^^
https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu
Are you happy with it?
yes!! I love it
yes!
It's okay I guess
no
NO.
results/other
(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
thanks for ruining my post jackass
( ̄^ ̄メ)\✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“
*flies past*
It’s the fact that
1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then
2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage
I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird
But best of all:
Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.
Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️
It doesn't look good because I need to actually curate what's on the walls and the guest room is due for a reset in general, but I got the second diy gallery rail up! Now I can messily hang art on two walls without putting nails through the wallpaper. And hey! Being able to easily adjust what's hanging on the walls is the whole point of gallery rails.
this project was brought to you by Mayhem Jane.
The rail is just a very long sturdy curtain rod held to the wall with copper pipe brackets from the plumbing department of my local hardware store. Normal curtain rod mounts hold the rail too far away from the wall. Then it's just sections of chain (or ribbon) on S-hooks to hold the paintings.