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Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

afaik the only augmentative suffix in English is -zilla.

You are forgetting "2: Electric Boogaloo".

-apalooza, perhaps?

-ocalypse, -ocalyptic, -tastic.

fuckzilla, fuck 2: electric boogaloo, and fuckapalooza work, fucktastic definitely works, but fuckocalyptic doesn't sounds right 🤔

-athon, for duration

training for a half fuckathon

Its actually -pocalypse, as in fuckpocalypse, but as an irregular augmentative you can shorten it in whatever way works best. I'm not sure fuckalypse hits as hard as fuckpocalypse, though

-itude, like "not with that fuckitude it won't"

Fuckalyptic works great

Lest we forget -gate, e.g. “this post is a linguistic fuckergate.”

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

@nooowestayandgetcaught

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

EVERY JUNE

I nearly forgot this year, but all of you happening froods who reblogged last year’s post didn’t, so here we are.

Reblog every time you see this post

I love how tumblr culture has shifted from people yelling angrily about out-of-season posts to everyone just going “yeah sure it’s Halloween”.

btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op

well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌

....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted