Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

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Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
afaik the only augmentative suffix in English is -zilla.
You are forgetting "2: Electric Boogaloo".
-apalooza, perhaps?
-ocalypse, -ocalyptic, -tastic.
fuckzilla, fuck 2: electric boogaloo, and fuckapalooza work, fucktastic definitely works, but fuckocalyptic doesn't sounds right 🤔
-athon, for duration
training for a half fuckathon
Its actually -pocalypse, as in fuckpocalypse, but as an irregular augmentative you can shorten it in whatever way works best. I'm not sure fuckalypse hits as hard as fuckpocalypse, though
-itude, like "not with that fuckitude it won't"
Fuckalyptic works great
Lest we forget -gate, e.g. “this post is a linguistic fuckergate.”
Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

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Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
@nooowestayandgetcaught
STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
EVERY JUNE
I nearly forgot this year, but all of you happening froods who reblogged last year’s post didn’t, so here we are.
Reblog every time you see this post
I love how tumblr culture has shifted from people yelling angrily about out-of-season posts to everyone just going “yeah sure it’s Halloween”.
btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op
#this post deserves #10k notes #perchance.
ehh no actuallly it does not
Unfortunately for you, Tumblr is a site where the opinion least regarded on deserves notes is the original poster, sooo
@walmart-the-official
well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌
....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me

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Your phone magically opens to a random fic on ao3!
Spin the wheel 3 times to find out what your fic is about! Put in the tags which fic tags you get!
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
Do you read it?
I’ve read this already!
Hell yes this is literally meant for me!
Yes but out of morbid curiosity
Maybe
No
Absolutely not!
Why does this fucking exist?!?!
well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah

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Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Despite everything, it's still you.
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That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted