i remade!!
im @illusorydragon now! i wanted to start fresh cause i follow over 1k people on here.... and i was thinking i might totally move from twitter to tumblr if things become horrible over there
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i remade!!
im @illusorydragon now! i wanted to start fresh cause i follow over 1k people on here.... and i was thinking i might totally move from twitter to tumblr if things become horrible over there

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everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy
they actually had a crossover
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You only need to know one thing: meow.
[Video transcript:
(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)
So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.
Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.
So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)
Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.
End transcript]
WE WENT BOWLING AFTER DINNER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THERE WERE LIKE FORTY FURRIES THERE DOING, LIKE, SOMETHING OR ANOTHER I DON’T EVEN KNOW BUT THEY WERE BOWLING IN THEIR FURSUITS AND DOING VERY WELL ACTUALLY?????
they did a big group shot and invited me over to take pictures because i had taken selfies with a ton of them and then fuckin jess told them it was my birthday and they inviTED ME INTO THE GROUP SHOT AND LONG STORY SHORT HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME, PRINCESS OF THE FURRIES
so after posting this i found out that this is a thing that occurs monthly at this particular bowling alley because since this post BLEW RIGHT THE HELL UP and a few people found me and invited me to come back sometime?!?! this month’s furbowl (those are things, they’re called furbowls) happened to be last saturday and i was working a 12-hour closing shift that day but i showed up at the end of the night while they were already in the middle of the big group shot outside and they were about to disperse but i sprinted over asking them to hold still for just another second so i could get a picture and one of them screamed “YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!” and, long story short, my reign continues supreme
(one of them owned that school bus; it had duct tape over the letters so it could be the “cool bus” and they called it the “waggin’ wagon”)
This story keeps getting better and better

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why do all ducks look so holdable
they're made to be held by water . and nature's most comfortable crevices. to be round means to be perfect for earth to cradle you
This makes me perceive my own shape in a more favorable light thank you
tonight i made sucklet gifs
In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder
sorry for putting you in a glass jar with a twig and a leaf i thought you would like it

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This was so evil. Yes it was the full post
I’m so impressed by how he filmed a fight scene with only himself
AUTISM PROS:
Sexually Unstoppable
AUTISM CONS:
The Torture
everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse
you’ve got to be kidding me
what if you went to a little knick knack store and they had like. a little hole in the ground and there was a sign that was like “one of the deepest holes in the world??? drop a coin in… if you dare ;)” so you decide. okay so you get a penny and drop it in there and you never hear it hit a bottom and irts really dark in there. so you assume okay i guess it is kinda deep. and walk away. but the secret is that the hole isnt that deep… you didnt hear it hit a hard bottom because theres a guy in there at the bottom who catches the coins. with his mouth. he eats the coins. what would u do
right. i was just asking you if you wanted to play jackbox with us tonight. i dont know why you keep bringing up the guy in the hole that eats coins every time we talk
what if he ate dollars too .

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the Dry Valleys in the Transantarctic Mountains are just like “fuck it, we don’t have to put anything here, it’s not part of the main map we’ll finish it later”.
unfinished zone vibes
It is one of the driest places on Earth and has not seen rain for nearly 2 million years
So the name is very very literal. Wow.
this tops anything I was going to say