popsicle enthusiast

im so hungry i could eat a meal

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

you stole dog blood

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion