(INSERT SOMETHING WITTY HERE)

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

Genius

This is GENIUS!

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

hey 😟

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

It's annoying when you lack a good third example of something that really frustrates you because 2 examples is really not good enough to make a point