jen

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

they should make a headphones that is comfortable to wear while lying on your side

are you an "I own every single piece of licensed and fan made merch of my favourite thing because I love it so much I need everything" person or an "I only own a few pieces of merch of my favourite thing because I am incredibly picky and I only want the things that I deem worthy enough to represent its greatness" person

ive carved protective runes into my email address. to defend against enemy emails

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

i love being inside of someones car while they pump gas feel so cute being there yessss sitting

she put her thingy on my whatever until something happens. i guess. idk :/

a weed strain called It Will All Be Okay

calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"

last time i made a post abt this i got fucking eviscerated lmao but that’s prob bc i had the audacity to mention how this intersects with race and ethnicity, how y’all LOVE to forcibly feminize east asian and jewish men then ignore centuries of harmful stereotypes you’re playing into.

Its absolutely a weird and invasive thing to say. Especially because non-binary people can choose to present in mixed ways instead of androgynously. Especially because everyone should be allowed to choose scents, colors, products, patterns, and clothing that they LIKE, without it having to be based on gender. Because masculine people should be allowed to smell like flowers or wear pretty things if they just fucking want to.

Real people are not your blorbos to project your experiences onto. If you relate to something that a cis person does, that just means that a cis person is relatable to you, which is not, in fact, a bad thing.

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

They r casting spells

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use