non habemus hic manentem civitatem

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

oh you’re a music fan? name three notes

WHIMSY IS NON-NEGOTIATABLE

especially if she is a woman

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

not "this ad is offensive" or "this ad is broken" none of that. i need an option that says "im going to show up in tumblrs server room and start swinging an axe"

Love this village that Tumblr truly is because it's just us sticking our heads out the window and yelling across the street, "hey, is AO3 down!?"

friend across the street yelled back, "No, it's fine!"

Someone else yells, "Maybe it's your 400+ open tabs!"

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

I want to say unironically that this process of describing something to tumblr followers and then begging them to find it is a better search engine than the rest of the market right now. This was an act of desperation after increasingly frustrated searching and not even duckduckgo got me there but within 0.0001 second of posting on here--results immediately. the future of knowledge searching lies in direct crowdsourcing as we've all been enshittified back to "asking around"