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sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

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It is funny how French is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world yet both the French and Quebecois language wonks have the paranoia of speaking a dying regional dialect deep in the hinterlands.
I feel like France must be this way because their authorities instinctively understand that the French language was the metaphysical formula by which Louis XIV conjured France from the primordial chaos (confusingly also called "France"). They're worried that if they stop honouring the ancient pacts and just let people talk however, the whole thing will fall apart like Cinderella's chariot turning back into a pumpkin.
I'm fairly sympathetic to this in the context of Quebec, though, even though their laws often go overboard and it ceases to be cool when they cause trouble for their own local minorities. They're not really worried about French abstractly but its use in Canada, and there mainly as a proxy for a historically-embattled regional culture. And actually, since languages are the geographic boundaries of Internet-oriented mass culture, that part of the country is the main bulwark against Americanization, so I think it's even useful to the rest of us to have it there.
The problem with all this is just that languages belong to the young, and the young are traditionally not fans of language authorities piloted by a mix of career politicians and 65-year-old prestige authors. At this point new restrictions just feel like political pandering with a light dose of protectionism for local companies, and if they actually hope to arrest the decline of French rather than just use it as a vehicle for stunts, they will need to get a bit cleverer about it.
Other fun autological words include:
Short
Sesquipedalian
Fifteen-lettered
Conceptual
Blue
Business-related
Inanimate
Misspeled
Not-actually-a-word
translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

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Small dog, long word! A Lingthusiasm tinyzine
Why does "ie" turn "dog" into itty bitty "doggie"? In this Lingthusiasm zine, Leah Velleman gets enthusiastic about diminutives. Yes, this one is extra tiny, it's a diminutive zine about diminutives! A zinelet? Or zineling?
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Things we wish English had: diminutives
(She's right, we fudged a little! The -ie in "doggie" only works on some words in English. It would be cool to have a version that worked on every noun, like some languages have. Alternatively: be the change you want to see in the English language?)
Abso-bloody-lutely, on the only infix in English
Lingthusiasm Episode 100: A hundred reasons to be enthusiastic about linguistics
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Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw
"Don't you dare" <- normal. expected phrase
"Do not you dare" <- ???
it's called a movie because it's movieng. and it's called a show because it shows you what's happening
etymologically accurate!

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I went to Escher Sentence Island and more people were there than I was
i went to garden path sentence island and some flowers
En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.
Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
*widely praised poetic quote in a foreword by a usamerican translator voice* see this language.... it's not like other languages. sometimes it has metaphors. or abstract thinking. sometimes a word has several meanings. sometimes a lot of meaning can be condensed into two words. sometimes those words even have etymologies. sometimes if you translate idioms or break down the components of words you can get something pretty cool in english. and naturally this gives us essential insight into the timeless national character of its people
I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.
It’s also lovely when foreign words borrowed into Arabic lose an initial (a)l- because it was interpreted as an article. Like Greek Ἀλεξάνδρεια (Alexándreia, “Alexandria”) -> إسكندرية (ʔiskandariyya) or Farsi لشکر (laškar, “army”) -> عسكر (ʕaskar)!!

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Anyway, on fera jamais mieux que ce graphique du LA Times.
may i bring up the tricky&fun "distant adult family member a generation or more senior to you" case because im living with my great aunt now and i am dying
"God? -> yes -> Tu (believe it or not)" made me laugh. because yes! and English did that too! (see old hymns that use Thou for God, because yes, thou was informal. we/they talked about God as a Beloved Family Member and I'm not even sure I believe anymore but I STILL HAVE FEELS about that)
(side note, I find it very funny that English swung so hard towards formality that we lost our informal pronoun, and now we're swinging so hard to informality that a lot of us don't use Mr/Ms/etc anymore, we call our bosses by their first names, etc.)