it's fine it's cool

heist movie but one character has a freshwater aquarium at home and is stressing about his tank and his fish and how much they need a water change the entire film. he keeps trying to show everyone pictures of his 100 gallon bichir tank, no one gives a fuck.

And in the middle of important fights, we get shots of the tank just bc or tense moments tank guy closes his eyes and thinks of the fish and instead of calming him down it makes him worse bc THEY NEED A FUCKING CLEAN!!

I hope Tumblr bloggers never have careers in filmmaking

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”