i do it so it feels real.

(i've wanted to make one of these for ages)

⚔️ snake-slayer

hey guys i just killed a massive monster snake

🦉 athena-goddess-of-wisdom

Don't get too smug. You will be turned into a snake at some point in the future.

⚔️ snake-slayer

hello? did anybody else hear that?

#um?? guys???

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👁️ tiresi-sass

you know what i hate? snakes and pda. and guess what i see in front of me with my own two eyes

👁️ tiresi-sass

why do i have tits now?

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🦚 queen-of-the-gods

me and my husband are having an argument

⚡ king-of-the-gods

@ tiresi-sass what do you think?

👁️ tiresi-sass

women.

👁️ tiresi-sass

by zeus this can't be happening

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⚫ sweetsemele-deactivated

i think zeus is the father of my unborn child 🥰💖! only one way to find out!

👸 bestdaughterofcadmus

oh come on 🙄 zeus would clearly never sleep with you.

👸 bestdaughterofcadmus

wait, did she deactivate? i feel a bit bad now. oh well

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🦌 the-hunterrrrrr

liveblogging everything i see while i'm out hunting today! :]

🦌 the-hunterrrrrr

tree

🦌 the-hunterrrrrr

tree

🦌 the-hunterrrrrr

deer!

🦌 the-hunterrrrrr

tree

🦌 the-hunterrrrrr

naked woman bathing

🦌 the-hunterrrrrr

thebes we have a problem

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🍇 dionysus-secret-alt-account

i'm having such fun in thebes! yay!

👑 pentheus-of-thebes

you're a Pervert and Overly Twinkish and i'm going to Kill You

🍇 dionysus-secret-alt-account

i said i'm literally having fun. whats your problem

#what are you the fun police? #come to girls night with us. chill

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❓ theban-advice

anon are you alright? also, are you our king?

🍇 dionysus-secret-alt-account

not a woman Yet ☝️

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👑 king-pentheus-official

ok well it's well known that tiresias runs @/theban-advice but even though he's a prophet he has no reason to insinuate i sent in that anonymous ask. he's literally a bitch and also his bacchic costume looks stupid i could do so much better

#i'm now going to make a callout post about that priest he literally escaped from my dungeons!!! #my royal decrees

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🌳 maenadicmadness

idk abt u but those bulls r looking awfully rendable to me

#what do u say abt rending and tearing? r we all down for rending and tearing?

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👑 pentheus-of-thebes

experiencing joy and whimsy. moisturised. flourishing. in my lane. dancing for joy and tossing my head like a maenad. yayayayayay 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

🐂 dionysus-secret-alt-account

you look like a lovely bacchant 👍

👑 pentheus-of-thebes

did you change your pfp? it looks different

🐂 dionysus-secret-alt-account

and? so do you, darling. anyway, you're seeing as you should 💅💅

#congrats on the TRANSITION #lets get this party STARTED!!!

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👑 pentheus-of-thebes

i'm going to spy on the maenads this will have no consequences whatsoever

👑 pentheus-of-thebes

sparagmos

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👸 bestdaughterofcadmus

i'm such a good hunter!!!! my father and son are going to be so proud of me!!!!! i even killed a lion for them. i love my lion #mylion

⚔️ snake-slayer

that's not a lion.

👸 bestdaughterofcadmus

what

👸 bestdaughterofcadmus

oh shit

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🐍 snake-slayer

so rry fo/r the lack f updats. have been turn d in2 a snake. having 2 typ this w my Head.

#wife is now snake too

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👁️ tiresi-sass

for the third time in my life i find myself third wheeling two snakes

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👨 polydorus-is-important

ok so is everyone dead other than me?

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