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teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.

cipheramnesia

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

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fluorescentbrains

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

insomniac-arrest

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

furiousfurious

Left this in the notes

insomniac-arrest

😂

goodattellinglies

possumcollege

magicratfingers

adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards

a good day makes good sleep

starting with a lil treat gets the work done

More things to do is less overwhelming

don’t make a plan just get in there

you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)

magicratfingers

Incredible addition

don’t put the thing on the shelf put the shelf under the thing

magicratfingers

there is no work there is only fun there is no good it is only done

tim-official

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

the-orc

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

tim-official

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

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slimereveler

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

slimereveler

unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

knitmeapony

Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

ijustgotherebro

artofearendel

he left a scar when he burned her off his face

harbingerofsoup

i will never forgive the internet for making the phrase “fiction affects reality” inherently suspicious because like fiction absolutely does affect reality in the sense that the themes and messages of media can challenge or affirm people’s biases, it can impact one’s ideology, so much of fiction is commentary on real social issues

and yet! everyone who uses the phrase fiction affects reality is using it as a pro-censorship argument and i simply do not fuck with that

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karrakazz

this website is full of people chasing the high of being right in 10th grade english

tim-official

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

anarcho-gamerist

I use spicy to describe food

catgirlforeskin

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

door-maker-gal

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

solidsnakesasscheeks

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

bitchycode

January was a tough year but we made it

the-fandom-crossroads

i don't think people understand the irony of the date on this post. yes it's jan 31st and it's a mood so every jan 31st we reblog it. but guys. . . this was made in Jan 2020. By the first week of February covid numbers were finally starting to come out of china, by mid Feb Italy was shutting down and by the end of Feb half the world was entering their covid lockdowns. OP Jan may have be tough but you had a big storm coming

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perverted-asexual

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

scientistservant

pro-prin-prinny

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

sarapsys

Creating ships for the tax write-off

solavellan--hell

Every time I see someone respond to Solas’ greatest fear being dying alone from the Fade section of HLTA in DAI by saying “if only he would stop betraying everyone 🙄” I die a little inside.

No. Look at me. Imagine me shaking your shoulders as I say this. The point is that he feels so deeply responsible for his mistake, that in the attempt to make it right (in the way he thinks would be to make it right), he sets himself up to live out his greatest deepest fear every single day. He does not want to avoid his greatest fear, in fact he actively and consciously brings it into fruition.

In his mind, he fucked up so bad that he deserves being alone if that means he can revert his wrongs, even though it’s his worst case scenario. Because it’s not about what he wants, it’s about him dooming the ones he tried to save. He discards EVERYTHING about his own wants and needs (his friends, his love, his fears, his original nature as a spirit, his devotion to Mythal) for his task.

Also, another possible interpretation comes from the simple consideration that alone for Solas does not necessarily mean with no friends or close ones. Alone very likely means away from his people, in a strange world with people disconnected from the Fade. His culture and history forgotten and misinterpreted.

You don’t have to be physically alone to feel alone.

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