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hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad
why
Best video of 2026
I HATE FANTASY DRUIDS. One thousand D&D-style fantasy settings, 0 where the implications of any regular person being able to learn how to transform into an animal are considered. what do you mean that there's a decent chance any animal you see might also be a human and yet society broadly treats "civilization" and "nature" as completely separate concepts? I'm sick to death of settings where there are spiritual orders of literal magical shapeshifters, and the rest of society is like "okay. we will maintain our medieval christian european land management practices and worldview." fuck off!
and we haven't even touched on how racist the depictions of these Nature Magic Religions are. they were modeled after real world pre-christian celtic spiritual leaders in the early editions of d&d (where the name 'Druid' comes from), but after decades of swirling through USamerican cultural milieu the modern Druid often comes laden with Native American stereotypes and cribbed aesthetics. Druids in settings like D&D's Forgotten Realms and Pathfinder's Golarion are portrayed as Noble Savages who live in complete harmony with the land and eschew advanced technology out of religious luddism. they dress in leather and furs, worship nature, and fight to preserve the sanctity of "the wilderness". open any fantasy ttrpg source book with a Druid or equivalent archetype and count how often the words "primal", "savage", or "wild" appear in their abilities, spells, or other mechanics.
so that's why i hate druids. it's too common for them to simply be racially charged window dressing, their philosophies and beliefs barely considered, and their overall impact on society bizarrely unexplored.
oh hey, look at this craigslist apartment scam that accidentally forgot to run its vary-the-text-a-little script before pasting in the description
I thought this was litmag poetry for a second.
You're the third person in the notes to say this is like poetry and re-reading it I agree!! The kind of synonymous parallelism that it's structured around has a long history in lots of poetry traditions, like biblical Hebrew. But the stiltedness (what are "bright panes" and "sunny openings" other than a forced replacement for "large windows"?) and the overuse of the parallelisms here just make the advertising language feel super hollow. It's this array of utopian homes that are described with a bunch of interchangeable virtues because they don't exist. It's kind of amazing.

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Experimenting with thermal paper.
here at Orc University you can major in Engineering, Biology, Applied Thaumaturgy, and more! oh, what, you thought it was going to be Bachelor's in Punching? you racist piece of shjt. you fucking chauvinist. people like you make me sick.
no idea what has her making this face
she remembered shes a little cat and has nothing to worry about
No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

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I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold
A Deer at Sunset.
Albert Bierstadt, 1887
Grzegorz Jacek Olejniczak, (Polish b.1968), Moments Before the Storm, 2026, Acrylic and oil technique

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Ode to Javelina
javelina javelina
round of body
sharp of face
goodly full of tricksome grace
on four points you prance
through the world you dance
fly true! fly true!
you god-flung spear!
you squealing dear!
O javelina javelina
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