None Gender with Left Queer

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

Who says "drinking blood is actually about as good as crispy cheddar hash browns with sour cream and chives, ketamine, or enthusiastic but not particularly skilled head"?

That would be Daniel Molloy

Sometimes you can tell when a fandom has been starved for new input for too long because you can make an objectively mid text post like “hey guys, I like a scene in this show” and it gets 600 notes.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

"my maker" "him" okay Danny boy I see you can't even stand to say Armand's name, look who's using distancing language now.

Concept: PG-13 movie of a Shakespeare play, allowed one F-word. Where in the screenplay do you insert it?

When Fortinbras enters at the end of Hamlet. It’s his only line, and the play ends immediately after.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian