And I quote...unquote

Don't forget, we're not capable of anything.

I would tell you why I'm lazy, but I just can't be bothered.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I've gotten to the point where, unfortunately, even vanity doesn't motivate me.

We should get together sometime to bake them...but it has to be this week because my parents are coming next weekend. Say are you free tomorrow?

There's no such thing as romantic accent. It's called tone of voice.

I never tookin English 121.

A: Wishful thinking but if you have texted me since Saturday I didn't get it. Broke my phone ;) B: You're in luck. You're not missing any texts from me.

Don't stop believing...unless your dream's stupid.

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the universe. (Not even remotely)