like father like son- Ty to @hoodienchaos for the dress rec. And uhm. @scarlettclownose for. this

Hey babies,

I’m Zane — your new favorite pink-haired, brainless himbo and the editor-in-chief of this whole chaotic operation.

If you’re here, you probably already know the vibe: pretty boys, big muscles, zero thoughts, maximum horniness. This is the place where we celebrate being hot, dumb, and proud of it.

A lot has happened lately… most importantly, I recently told my boyfriend Talon that I love him… and he said it back. So yes, your favorite himbo is officially off the market and disgustingly in love. Expect a healthy mix of relationship content and me still being a complete slut for hot muscle daddies in my head.

To celebrate the launch, here’s my official Top 5 Reasons You Should Become a Himbo:

5) Your brain gets a much-needed vacation

4) People are nicer to you when they think you’re just eye candy

3) The sex is better when you stop overthinking

2) You can finally admit you just wanna look hot and get railed

1) Life is simply more fun when you’re too pretty to think

Welcome to the club, besties.

Don't mind how bad Felix looks in the second one. Uh. His eyes didn't wanna work with me.