there’s evil spirits in my google

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

Back in the past this blog was run by another person who happened to be me but much worse.

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

Im not allowed to do anything